my skrunkle 💕

never misses but at what cost

Clint: We have a problem.

Natasha: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

post mission

(a redraw of this from about a year ago :] )

+ the sketch bc i think its lovely

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

reblog to support female characters violently killing people

i love characters who could get the absolute Shit kicked out of them and still be fine but as soon as someone touches/handles them gently it’s like “ah. im going to shatter to pieces now thanks”

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

we need women covered in blood more than ever

“i asked chatgpt—” ok well i asked strike team delta and they just laughed and made an inside joke about budapest that no one understood

headcanon that clint and natasha are banned from playing never have i ever with the other avengers because they kept putting fingers down for the craziest stuff like “assassinated someone with royal blood while on camelback” or “conned the mafia into stealing art for shield” and they’d refuse to say anything except like “lmaoooo that’s corsica for you” or “*shrugs* the desert amirite” and it drove everyone crazy

I need to draw a pitch for Natasha with a jellyfish haircut

making my case

my tony hanging out with some of da avengers #mycringelife

clint calling kid to people WAY older than him is so funny