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From the Home of… ⚡️

It’s a haunting, a love story, and a mystery all rolled into one midsized southern mansion—with the rapid stacking of love story upon love story into a disorderly Jenga tower. Polly’s the protagonist, so she knows she should be falling head over heels for the gruff, handsome caretaker. And she is, but she’s also falling in love with a dead man who used to sing her to sleep. The “gruff, handsome caretaker,” has never not been in love a day in his life, and Polly has to wonder where she’s supposed to fit in all this.

Why are there so many goddamn people in her love story? It is hers, right?

Follow along on IG, @ alanarosewrites.

#@hencethewriter #from the home of... #elvis #elvis presley #marina tsvetaeva #just a reminder that i am still writing this book #hoping to have a first draft completed by the end of the year

goldensunset:

i love media that confidently spoils itself right from the start!!! i love when stories hold your hand, perhaps even look you in the eye, and gently say ‘this character is going to die. this relationship is doomed.’ but assure you that this is a tale worth hearing because it’s not about the what it’s about the how. yayyyy hehehe 💙

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🎀 CALLING ALL ELVIS GIRLIES WITH SOME DISPOSABLE INCOME AND/OR IRRESPONSIBLE SPENDING HABITS! 🎀

I shall get right to the point by saying that my best friend and I are looking to book the Presley for a Day tour currently on offer at Graceland in Memphis, TN. For those who don’t know, this is an extremely intimate/expensive tour that is booked in groups of (4) at $6k per group, OR $1,500 per wayward soul. Graceland employs a Facebook group for people to find other group members, but for those who have worked with Graceland admin. staff in the past, you may have noticed a lack of follow through. My friend and I are still waiting to be accepted into the FB group to post there, but I figured I would put the offer out here as well. Here are the basics:

WHEN: We’re hoping to try and do this Memorial Day Weekend, ideally Friday, 5/23/25, but we’d be willing to try for the Thursday or Saturday as well.
WHO: My name is Alana, I am a 34 year old woman (she/her) from the Hudson Valley Region in New York. I work full-time as an Executive Assistant for a local elected official, and I am super duper liberal. I’m married and have a cat and a dog. My friend is Emily, also 34 and from New York, married, with a baby and a dog. We’ve been friends since college, so over 10 years at this point. We’ve been to Memphis/Graceland together twice. She is also very liberally minded. We’re not expecting anyone to spend time with us beyond the tour, we just need two other people for the day so we’re not spending $3,000 each, which is crazy, and the King would be appalled.

If you think you have any interest in joining us on this extremely ill-advised venture, please DM me for any further details you might want! Feel free to reblog. ♥️

#elvis presley #elvis #elvis fans #presley for a day #graceland #@alanabeans

hooked-on-elvis:

I’m sorry, what? This is obscene. I love it.

Listen I have so many Thoughts about Elvis and gender and sexual orientation and one day I’ll put those Thoughts into writing and a lot of folks will be big mad but today all I will say is that the guy liked to deep throat a mic

retrogasm:

Sounds yummy… Thanks Elvis!

My first trip to Memphis we stopped at a local coffee place before driving to Tupelo. I ordered a peanut butter banana sandwich and as soon as I took a bite I got weepy. Not because it was good (it was), but because I got to enjoy this overwhelmingly simple treat hours before standing in the room where Elvis was born—a guy who, no matter how much money he got, still loved a peanut butter banana sandwich.

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#never forget your first trip to memphis #a once in a lifetime magical experience

claire-elvisgirl:

dreamingofep:
eapep:
KINKIEST LYRICS SUNG BY ELVIS?
ELVIS’S MUSIC - ASK #2 (NSFM)
What lyrics in any of Elvis’s songs make you think, it’s giving BDSM
Inspired by @atleastpleasetelephone and her overall fearlessness but more specifically her response to my other ask, which was What lines or verses in any of Elvis‘s songs send a shiver down your spine, make you melt, and generally wish that you had the opportunity to rush the stage and jump that man? She replied with this line from Dirty Dirty Feeling: That’s when I’ll drag you home with me, girl / I’m gonna chain you to the wall
Here goes
Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere, Teddy Bear. This one in particular kills me because the whole song is so pop and light and seemingly innocent and then WHAM! far from innocent thoughts get thunk. Plus, it makes me think of the chains across his delicious butt in the aloha concert 🤭
She kiss so hard, she bruise my lips. Hurts so good, my heart just flips, Mean Woman Blues. I mean the song overall gives spank me mommy but this line? woof! Elvis baby I already want to bite those lush lips
hmmm both of these songs are from the Loving You soundtrack. these lyrics contrasted with his air of boyish innocence in that movie? hot dog indeed!
It has just come to my attention that I clearly have a thing for young subby Elvis. Excuse me while I go watch this movie again and read some fan fic😅
@ccab @thatbanditqueen @mrspresley69 @sissylittlefeather @jhoneybees @whositmcwhatsit @lookingforrainbows @atleastpleasetelephone @elvisbdoll @iloveelvisss @dreamingofep @theresalwaysep tagged a few folks but all are welcome 🤗
Oh lord this man has been nonstop on my mind today and then I see this🫠 It’s a hard life to live to think about Elvis’ kinkiest lyrics🤭🥵 There are a few that come to mind now that you’re asking!
❤️‍🔥Make Me Know It❤️‍🔥
Listen, the whole, “Elvis is Back,” album is just him being horny and all while looking so damn fine! That’s the only way he could have gotten away with saying such scandalous lyrics! For me, hearing:
You won’t have no trouble proving it to me
Come right along you’ll find me
Helpful as can be
Good God man! That is just too much for me to handle! Like yea of course I’ll have no trouble proving it to you but GOD🫠 He’ll make me act un-lady like and he wouldn’t want that🤭
❤️‍🔥Do Not Disturb❤️‍🔥
It’s not the kinkiest of lyrics but it might be because of the scene it involves in Girl Happy.
Do not disturb
It’s time to make love And I can’t wait anymore
I’ll just pull down the blind
Now come over here
I’ve got one thing in mind
The way he is laying in her lap and everything!? Agh I’d crumble so damn fast it’s not even funny. He’s just so damn suave and I’m sure he knew it! There’s no way he could get away with saying such things oof.
❤️‍🔥Power of my Love❤️‍🔥
I know this will probably be on a lot of people’s lists but God this man makes me feel ungodly things when this song comes on. And of course, to top it all off, this man looks so damn good in ‘69! First couple of lyrics that make me blush:
‘Cos every minute, every hour you’ll be shaken
By the strength and mighty power of my love
Nope. Dead. Can’t handle that sentiment. Then to make it worse:
I know baby you can’t lick it
I’ll make you give in
ELVIS NO! Dear God you can’t be saying those things! I’m already on my knees for you but saying that out loud is just so so wrong of you🤭
~~(Yes, I chose these pictures on purpose to show what he probably looked like while you were on your knees for him…)~~
Gotta go to horny jail now, this man had ruined me😏🫠
What are your guy’s favorite spicy lyrics???
Such a night…I mean the entire song. And when it comes to end…“but before that dawn, yes, before that dawn, and before that dawn oooh…oooh…oooh….yeah…such a night!”
I mean just listen to those “oooh”…with your eyes closed…imagining he’s right on top of you, fuckin you like there’s no tomorrow and looking at you like this ⬇️⬇️⬇️
🔥🔥🔥

A crime that “Dirty, Dirty Feeling” is not on this list!

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May the found Elvis footage include even more out of pocket p🫦ssy gossip forever and ever amen

#elvis presley #elvis #elvis fans #baz luhrmann #found footage #elvis history #she gave great head boy #don’t be a coward baz

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thetaoofzoe:

loutigergirl99:
sexy-presley-in-leather:
Elvis stops to check out a car crash on March 26th 1976.
Vampir Elvis
Originally posted by elixir448

God, this is so fucking funny. This could easily go one of two ways, like, you have swooned and ur bosoms are all over the place and ALAS, Elvis OR you have a concussion and your eyes don’t fully open and in your delirium you see an extremely large man in an extremely large leather coat parting the sea of emergency responders like LORD what a being and series of moments on this earth I love him completely

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