Yuna “There is a world of opportunity here” Hollander, you slightly problematic queen.
What do you do when your son comes out to you with his arch-rival lover who’s just been inside of him like five seconds ago? Fucking call all the luxury brands you can think of and tell them that they’d better change their advertising strategy to gay and fucking change it fast. Yuna with special edition Hollanov rainbow Reeboks. Yuna with a Rolex float at the pride parade, Shane and Ilya’s portrait on a giant watch face.
The “no, that’s sad” followed by “here’s a full rainbow capitalism advertising plan” is momager ally-core at its finest. Fucking iconic. You will not only be loved and supported Shane you will be MORE FAMOUS and EVEN MORE RICH. Love you baby boy, Ilya here’s some spaghetti, beef up for your new bisexual Porsche ad.
Meanwhile David is living on Russian vodka and vibes, I just do what she says and my life has turned out fucking great
david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.
