“And he isn’t going to mess with my pans!”

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Alia, she/her, adult, DesiAmerican. I used to go by Ally and my url was @allegoriesinmediasres for many years.

My AO3 is AllegoriesInMediasRes and my Discord is allegoriesinmediasres. I also post fics and edits on tumblr.

I’ve had this multifandom personal writing blog for almost 10 years. I’m not as active as I used to be but I’m still here. Tag me in anything you want me to see. I’m open to asks and requests but my muse is fickle.

Current interests include musicals, AmRev history, Hindu mythology, and Tolkien.

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Tolkiens world building is great in the two towers eomer’s like “yeah we don’t trade horses with sauron but he does raid us and he only takes the black horses” like what a commitment to the aesthetic. He’s so evil that he can’t have horses of other colours. How common are black horses? This has to be inconvenient for all of the servants of Sauron

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I will always be amazed by the Silm fandom’s ability to agree on a character personality based on

  • 2.5 lines of canon dialogue
  • an emotionally significant birth order,
  • wishful thinking,
  • blatant projection,
  • and dissection of thematic parallels that would make an English professor cry
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Oh, and I almost forgot. Every fanon personality contains at least one idea that starts with “Wow, wouldn’t it be fucked up if…”

so many heartbreaking ideas tucked in here. it's great. <- prev tags tolkien silmarillion such a big big queueniverse and you only gave yourself the tools to think about a small portion of it
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today in defenses of boromir that no one asked for: tired of reading that boromir’s death was in vain because he failed to save merry & pippin from the uruk-hai.  the fact that this clearly important warrior was willing to die to protect those two is what convinced the urukhai that they had indeed captured the halfing who carried whatever important thing saruman wanted.  they took the hobbits to isengard (to isengard gard) because they thought they had the right ones!  boromir didn’t succeed in preventing their capture but he did in fact keep them alive by making them seem valuable.  furthermore, he actually also saves frodo in this way: because the orcs and uruk-hai think they have what they came for, they stop looking and turn back: if they had not, they might have ultimately found and captured frodo or at least raised the alarm that a hobbit with an Important Thing was on the loose, setting others searching.  which is the very heart of tolkien’s worldview - that you do the right thing because it is right, and doing the right thing is never in vain. 

to conclude this essay boromir died a hero and saved not just merry and pippin but also frodo and sam. 

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some excellent additions in the tags here @erynalasse & @manta-ray-parade

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So, this famous scene

Can I just say that I love how Elrond (attempts to) handle the situation? Gandalf ultimately overrules him (and that Elrond readily takes advice is also awesome), but his initial plan is so good! The Shire is indeed not free from danger (Scouring of the Shire, anyone?), and he's not doubting Pippin, he just thinks the literal teenager should be sent on a less dangerous mission than facing Satan (whose power Elrond knows better than most), and if you put these two things together there's a very sensible and reasonable solution: send Pippin back to the Shire not just for his own safety, but as a messenger. He also acknowledges that Pippin's devotion is sincere, it's just that Pippin doesn't know true Evil well enough to make an informed decision, and therefore it's up to those who do know it to keep him safe. Elrond is a very good leader and I love him

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Post by tumblr user tanoraqui  it's just hard not to think about the fact that in 1915, JRR Tolkien went to war not with but certainly in the same army and many of the same battles as his 3 best school friends, all nicely upper class young men who had never known much loss, and only he and one other came back alive - and a couple decades later, he wrote a book in which 3 nicely upper class young men (and one very excellent gardener) who have never known much loss go to war together, or at least they start out together, and they all come home alive. (Though one cannot bear it, and does not stay.)ALT

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it's just hard not to think about the fact that in 1915, JRR Tolkien went to war not with but certainly in the same army and many of the same battles as his 3 best school friends, all nicely upper class young men who had never known much loss, and only he and one other came back alive - and a couple decades later, he wrote a book in which 3 nicely upper class young men (and one very excellent gardener) who have never known much loss go to war together, or at least they start out together, and they all come home alive. (Though one cannot bear it, and does not stay.)

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Post by tumblr user midydoof  What more it wasn't just losing his friends, he was a commanding officer of a battalion of working class men. All farmers and miners from the same area of Lancashire. He felt affinity for them, but wasn't allowed to socialize between the ranks due to military protocol and he hated it.  "The most improper job of any man... is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity."  I don't think it was even 6 months later that he contracted trench fever and was sent home.  His entire command was wiped out in one charge shortly after, the majority of a whole countryside's youths slaughtered while he survived. Youths who were brave and steadfast, but thought of as lesser than their superior officers while still being the ones carrying the actual battle. Youths who deserved fellowship, respect, and above all to go home and dance with their own Rosie.  "My Sam Gamgee is indeed a reflection of the English soldier, of the privates and batmen I knew in the 1914 war, and recognised as so far superior to myself".ALT

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What more it wasn't just losing his friends, he was a commanding officer of a battalion of working class men. All farmers and miners from the same area of Lancashire. He felt affinity for them, but wasn't allowed to socialize between the ranks due to military protocol and he hated it.

"The most improper job of any man... is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity."

I don't think it was even 6 months later that he contracted trench fever and was sent home.

His entire command was wiped out in one charge shortly after, the majority of a whole countryside's youths slaughtered while he survived. Youths who were brave and steadfast, but thought of as lesser than their superior officers while still being the ones carrying the actual battle. Youths who deserved fellowship, respect, and above all to go home and dance with their own Rosie.

"My Sam Gamgee is indeed a reflection of the English soldier, of the privates and batmen I knew in the 1914 war, and recognised as so far superior to myself".

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Post by tumblr user brigwife-deactivated20240426  crying because an elf prince, dwarf lord and a fucking king of men dropped everything and ran over 100 miles with barely any rest, to rescue a couple of halflings (who were worth nothing outside the shire, and functionally little more than a burden) because they were their friends.  screaming and throwing up because the golden boy of gondor, the steward's eldest son and his pride and joy; noble heir of the house of húrin, sacrificed his life for those self-same halflingsALT

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crying because an elf prince, dwarf lord and a fucking king of men dropped everything and ran over 100 miles with barely any rest, to rescue a couple of halflings (who were worth nothing outside the shire, and functionally little more than a burden) because they were their friends.

screaming and throwing up because the golden boy of gondor, the steward's eldest son and his pride and joy; noble heir of the house of húrin, sacrificed his life for those self-same halflings

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Screenshot of tags from tumblr user indelen  merry brandybuck, pippin took, merry and pippin, also pippin is underage he's basically still a kid, and merry is not much older then him, so they saved like the hobbit equivalent of a 17 and a 19 year old, who out of love for their childhood friends and family enlisted into a massive bloody conflict with them, and instead of abandoning. them to die their commanding officers went through hell and back to resue them from behind enemy lines, you can really tell sometimes that Tolkien has seen some serious fucked up shit in WWI and it remained with him, and we wrote a story where the people did better then what he witnessed, i know he didn't like people analyzing. his work through that frame too much but … i mean what's there is there, Tolkien really said friendship is magic and ohana means family, and you are responsible for the people you command and it is your duty as a leader to rescue those who follow you into battle, This fucking story manALT

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merry brandybuck, pippin took, merry and pippin, also pippin is underage he's basically still a kid, and merry is not much older then him, so they saved like the hobbit equivalent of a 17 and a 19 year old, who out of love for their childhood friends and family enlisted into a massive bloody conflict with them, and instead of abandoning. them to die their commanding officers went through hell and back to resue them from behind enemy lines, you can really tell sometimes that Tolkien has seen some serious fucked up shit in WWI and it remained with him, and we wrote a story where the people did better then what he witnessed, i know he didn't like people analyzing. his work through that frame too much but … i mean what's there is there, Tolkien really said friendship is magic and ohana means family, and you are responsible for the people you command and it is your duty as a leader to rescue those who follow you into battle, This fucking story man

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Post by tumblr user thethermocline  The more despair I endure in life, the more I love Frodo. I'm just. I'm so glad that Tolkien wrote him like that. He was a hero and it broke him. He was given too much to carry. The circumstances were dire, everyone was doing the best they could, and Frodo tried so hard, for such a good cause, and he...broke. And the narrative has pity for him, the characters show him kindness. Even after victory, his hurts did not heal, and it isn't considered his fault. He must go to the undying lands, to seek out peace there. In universe, he is forgiven for being human - don't be pedantic - and his great torment is recognized. He fell. He could not have done it alone. He is still a hero.  And, I think that's important.ALT

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The more despair I endure in life, the more I love Frodo. I'm just. I'm so glad that Tolkien wrote him like that. He was a hero and it broke him. He was given too much to carry. The circumstances were dire, everyone was doing the best they could, and Frodo tried so hard, for such a good cause, and he...broke. And the narrative has pity for him, the characters show him kindness. Even after victory, his hurts did not heal, and it isn't considered his fault. He must go to the undying lands, to seek out peace there. In universe, he is forgiven for being human - don't be pedantic - and his great torment is recognized. He fell. He could not have done it alone. He is still a hero.

And, I think that's important.

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Post by tumblr user dduane   Tolkien endured a war that broke its combatants this way... and it was a LONG time before "ordinary people" back at home forgave the combatants for what was widely perceived as a lack of heroism-even cowardice-when the broken came back. He was able to view that scenario with compassion long before most of British society was able to, because he'd been in it with the ones who broke.  "Fantasy" writer, huh.ALT

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Tolkien endured a war that broke its combatants this way... and it was a LONG time before "ordinary people" back at home forgave the combatants for what was widely perceived as a lack of heroism-even cowardice-when the broken came back. He was able to view that scenario with compassion long before most of British society was able to, because he'd been in it with the ones who broke.

"Fantasy" writer, huh.

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Post by aragornsrockcollection  The hobbits in LotR, every 5 minutes: Our adventure is not like we would have liked at all, it's not fun exciting like Bilbo's was.  Bilbo, who has been telling the bedtime story version of a story whose tragedy still haunts him: Ha, Ha, Ha, right...  Screenshot of tags by tumblr user adhd-edward-teach  not a single one of them like.. processed that bilbo changed aspects of his story, the hobbits: bilbos adventure was so fun and stress free.. why cant ours be like that, gimli; who actually got an acurate recount of the journey from multiple sourses: what the fuck are you kids going on about?  End screenshot of tags  Using you summing up my thoughts perfectly as an excuse to say:  Tolkien's choice here was absolutely commentary on the way the false glory of war was sold to his generation before they were shipped off to die in WWI.ALT

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The hobbits in LotR, every 5 minutes: Our adventure is not like we would have liked at all, it's not fun exciting like Bilbo's was.

Bilbo, who has been telling the bedtime story version of a story whose tragedy still haunts him: Ha, Ha, Ha, right...

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not a single one of them like.. processed that bilbo changed aspects of his story, the hobbits: bilbos adventure was so fun and stress free.. why cant ours be like that, gimli; who actually got an acurate recount of the journey from multiple sourses: what the fuck are you kids going on about?

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Using you summing up my thoughts perfectly as an excuse to say:

Tolkien's choice here was absolutely commentary on the way the false glory of war was sold to his generation before they were shipped off to die in WWI.

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Also that scene in Return of the King where they go to face the armies of Mordor after already surviving the siege of Gondor and some of the men are too afraid and can't go on. And Aragorn understands and shows them kindness and mercy and gives them another mission instead, one that they can accomplish.

"Upon the fourth day from the Cross-roads and the sixth from Minas Tirith they came at last to the end of the living lands, and began to pass into the desolation that lay before the gates of the Pass of Cirith Gorgor; and they could descry the marshes and the desert that stretched north and west to the Emyn Muil. So desolate were those places and so deep the horror that lay on them that some of the host were unmanned, and they could neither walk nor ride further north.

Aragorn looked at them, and there was pity in his eyes rather than wrath; for these were young men from Rohan, from Westfold far away, or husbandmen from Lossarnach, and to them Mordor had been from childhood a name of evil, and yet unreal, a legend that had no part in their simple life; and now they walked like men in a hideous dream made true, and they understood not this war nor why fate should lead them to such a pass.

‘Go!’ said Aragorn. ‘But keep what honour you may, and do not run! And there is a task which you may attempt and so be not wholly shamed. Take your way south-west till you come to Cair Andros, and if that is still held by enemies, as I think, then re-take it, if you can; and hold it to the last in defence of Gondor and Rohan!’"

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Then some being shamed by his mercy overcame their fear and went on, and the others took new hope, hearing of a manful deed within their measure that they could turn to, and they departed.

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Beyond all other pursuits the strong men of Númenor took delight in the Sea…From the fisherfolk were mostly drawn the Mariners … there were shipwrights among them who had been instructed by the Eldar; and by their own study and devices they improved their art until they dared to sail ever further into the deep waters … seafaring became the chief enterprise for daring and hardihood among the men of Númenor…

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