I do think that a man named monty hall existed, although I do not believe in him as a theological figure

"can you lock tf in" babes i have adhd i am locked tf out with the keys inside

Y'know, one of the things I like about Tumblr compared to other social media sites is that old content is still in circulation. Which means that however much AI generated content is out there, at least I can glance at a post's timestamp and conclude that the cute cat video from 2017 is unlikely to be fake

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

i dont think KNow Your Meme gets enough credit for how seriously they archive information. i use them as a historical research source constantly. i personally have never found any false information on their site, im sure they make mistakes and i just havent personally seen any because i havent happened to be well-versed in the particular event where the error was made, but the format of their research is extremely citation-heavy. this has been especially true of how they link to tumblr posts that originated memes etc. no one else is keeping track of this information in this way

The best thing about Heated Rivalry turning everyone into fujoshis is seeing people regress into their obsession with whatever angsty ass gay book got them through middle-high school. People bringing up AFTG, the Raven Cycle, the Song of Achilles, ALL the ancient texts. It’s actually sort of beautiful in a “cringe is dead and we’re dragging its corpse around the walls of Troy” kind of way. Anyways WHAT DO Y’ALL KNOW ABOUT SIMON SNOW

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

If you see me like your vent post that is me giving u a lil hug, I do not enjoy your suffering