the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

Hand in loveable hand

Becuase we r friends :)

Me when there’s a good drink:

turning a big dial labeled "victim" on one end and "perpetrator" on the other back and forth and constantly looking back at the audience for approval

Reminder: Just because you feel something intensely doesn’t mean you have to decide anything right now.

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

????????????? !!!!!!!

Tumblr is a place that will just show you, on your dash, yourself emoting eight years ago

And like, if you don’t normally notice usernames or date stamps, and don’t remember the post, then you go “I agree with that guy, definitely ‘?????!!!?’” But it’s you from 8 years ago

stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion

imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone

I wanna take this electric blue shot so fucking bad I just know it’s space blue raspberry

Countries from whom the USA has halted all immigrant visa processing (as of Jan 14, 2026)

Don't use Gemini or ChatGPT just use me, I can give you misinformation and I'll do a little dance