I’m glad they invented love. For the movies.
AND FOR TV SHOWS AS WELL
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[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay … so which one only tells lies?
(via blgblue)
yes it was sad when mike wheeler died in a fatal vampire juggalo barn accident but ultimately i think it was necessary for steve’s story
(via awsugar)
Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.
(via dilfphd)
i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it
(via pfaerie)
Sorry but if a female author or poet acted even a smidge like Richard Siken they’d literally crucify her. Can I say that
(via hawkeyefrommash)
very sexy to think of shane being tangentially aware of his wants and needs but having no outlet for it and no time to think about that rn because they’re building him into a hockey machine and then ilya grabs his stupid slack face and tells him to get on his knees one time and shane winter soldier activates and now he’s constantly two seconds away from asking ilya to unhinge his jaw and crawl inside so shane can be full of him and ilya is like. baby. baby can we just cuddle please i’m so scared right now
shane, mid-panic attack, styling his hair all neat and changing into a linen dress shirt and respectable shorts to go face the music with his parents as a way of saying look im still your Good Boy im still your golden boy son is such a gut punch every time i think about it
hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need– yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I’ll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.
(via jesterlesbian)
some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they’re so normalized. Like I’ll look at a van Gogh and I’m like wait this really is amazing you guys don’t get it
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