Apr 21 2024
Puking and shitting
im fucking dying
Certainty - 28
Puking and shitting
im fucking dying
post of the year 2025 i think
This guy who lives in Siberia did an AMA on Reddit and he’s honestly hilarious
if you or any of your family members or loved ones is from ICE/the military even if they hold a desk job you’re morally required to poison their coffee with arsenic
For anyone keeping up with the Stranger Things “secret good finale” conspiracy (yes, it is just the Sherlock “secret good episode” thing with a new show.) the current theory is that tomorrow, in place of SNL, the actual finale of Stranger Things will air. They are presenting this as something plausible, and not something that Lorne Michaels would have beaten the Duffer Brothers to death over if they even suggested it.
The stranger things finale is going to drop on Martin Luther King Jr Day because Stranger Things embodies the values of MLK
Close enough. Welcome back Johnlock truthers!
The subreddit also has a 60 page masterdoc of all their evidence, if anyone wants to archive that for the inevitable youtube video that’s going to be made.
we poppin the BIGGEST bottles when Secret Good Finale happens in half an hour!
canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws
put those thigns away
Utah transportation: “ Good news we could all use: the Parley’s Wildlife Overpass is working.”
Thanks Blake Ledbetter (@blakethy) and @usuaggielife for leading the study.
Father Moose - Let’s cross the highway here. There’s no cars in sight and we’ll save 10 minutes getting to your Mother’s home.
Mother Moose - Don’t you dare! We’re going to that new overpass and I don’t want to hear any more about it!
Death by a thousand $10 purchases
Someone turned off reblogs on this but I wanted it
i cant stop editing nancy comics. and also ive never edited a bunch of someone else’s comics before in my entire life.
I saw a dude with an American flag tattoo on his arm (there were a LOT of boyfriends of bisexual women at this event) and I said “is that an American flag tattoo?” and he was like “yeah” and I was like “…why?” and he was like “I had 16 cousins die serving this country” lollll
grox:
An olive oil tanker crashed in the gulf and instead of doing dawn dishsoap rescues all the good samaritans came down to promptly capture and pan fry all the baby seabirds