prawniscuous:

flopptropica:

(via theweight)

pukicho:

pukicho:

genderbender05:

pukicho:

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

(via aftercoffees)

probuccalfat:

probuccalfat:

50 cent was lowkey the most important man in my household growing up like it went 50 cent then jesus christ

i vividly remember my parents arguing once and my mom yelled “you’re not even half the man 50 is” then my dad slammed a door and left. these people raised me

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creepymutelilbugger:

iloveprozac:

dogpuppy:

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

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thelatecaptainpierce:

hawkeye 🤝 robby (being polite to babies/potential fetuses)

M*A*S*H 6x19 // The Pitt 2x01

sing-you-fools:

me: this is a background character who’s in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

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noodleincident:

every day my pathologies are vindicated

(via aftercoffees)

every gay bar in the world doing heated rivalry screening nights… Where was this energy for mash

pwhl-mybeloved:

yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me

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decrepify-deactivated20250528:

| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike
| | pit, with kind of an air of irritation
|↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh

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