The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.
(via swordoftheberserkgutsrage)
there’s this new scam going around where someone puts your dick in their mouth and gobbles on it until you bust. Obviously this siphons off nutrients and moisture from your body - they walk away with ‘em scot-free. Not good, and a lot of people are falling for it. Mostly it’s girls doing it but they’re not the only ones. Stay frosty out there
They call it a “blow job” on the mean streets but I’ll be the first to tell you, it’s no career for an honest man
(via flipchild)
voltage is just how badly the electricity wants to be your friend
current is how hard it leaps into your arms
(via flipchild)
Ah… They run away from me and cause a heavy traffic accident… So it may mean I’m a tragedy maker… I’m sorry…
(via hungwy)
