bester-jester:

tuxankhamun:

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won’t be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

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3000s:

3000s:

when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion

imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone

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cumaeansibyl:

punksandcannonballers:

punksandcannonballers:

you are not immune to reblogging ai and thinking it’s not ai. you are not the master ai sleuth you think you are

I have seen multiple ppl on my dash who frequently share anti-ai posts recently reblog things that I either know from previous experience are ai or set off a flag in my brain and I spend extra time trying to determine and come away pretty convinced it’s ai. I’m not trying to vaguepost but more say like, gang, it’s time to admit not all ai is so obvious and we’re not all super geniuses born with the Human Spark that can tell what’s real and what’s fake

AI image/video quality has gotten so much better than it used to be, even a year or two ago. and also if you’re halfway decent with any type of editing software you can go in and smooth away the more obvious tells.

I think one of the lessons here is not to be rude when you’re letting people know they reblogged AI because you’re not perfect either, and anyway it doesn’t have to be a matter of shame. (man we do always manage to turn things into a shame/virtue situation, don’t we? el problema es el cristianismo cultural.)

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reddeckwinner:

grandpayaoi:

paperandpencilsandskips:

Yo moma so stupid she DRACULA’S AMULET ATTACK 🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿🇧🇷🇧🇷🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛

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I didn’t see the Brazil flag at first and thought people were throwing up the Brazilian flag as a sort of holy shield against the attack.

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amnesiaguy:

fantasy is when currency is referred to as “gold” and sci fi is when currency is referred to as “credits”

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digitalisnarcissus:

origami-dragons:

I go to youtube. Cute animal videos are AI now. I go to instagram. There are AI influencers. I go to spotify. It’s flooded with AI bands and music. I go to ebay. Every product is AI. I open netflix. Every movie has AI. I watch TV. All commercials are AI. I cancel all my suscriptions. The customer support is AI. I buy a book. It is written by AI. I talk to my friends. They tell me that AI is their new therapist. I take the subway. Some dude is talking to his AI girlfriend next to me. I go to the beach. The sunset is real. I take a pic and upload it. The photo is enhanced with AI. You can’t opt out.

Screenshot of a headline from PC Gamer reading: "Microsoft's head of AI doesn't understand why people don't like AI, and I don't understand why he doesn't understand because it's pretty obvious".ALT

liberalsarecool:

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We need real journalism and an independent press. Language matters.

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allthingswhumpyandangsty:

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Reblog if you love “—” and have never used ChatGPT

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elfbymoonlight:

pissvortex:

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I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

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actually so based

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frontmansdefender:

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people saying “don’t use your full government name for your ao3”, “create different emails for work and personal use” but personally I think it’s both sad and dystopian how capitalism/companies/even schools think they have the rights to cross your personal boundaries and insert themselves into your personal life. like, I get it, safety wise, why checking digital footprints can be important sometimes. but a gay fanfiction is not a fucking threat that could ever cause anybody harm. it’s funny (not really, it’s still sad and dystopian) how they now think they can control your personal life and prevent you from having hobbies

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annabelle–cane:

A Tumblr reply reading, "Polycules end up in flames irl like 80% of the time anyway. Someone always get too jealous, or one person gets dumped from the throuple, or someone gets pregnant- it's usually such a mess. I don't know how anyone has the patience to juggle it."ALT

damn then it’s a good thing none of this ever happens in monogamous relationships. as we all know, jealousy, breakups, and pregnancy were all abolished for two-person couples in 1993 with the passing of the “stable happy marriages 4eva and eva” act.

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ferretteeth:

dreg-heap:

We used to make posts about loki on here

I love this post so much. “we used to make posts about loki on here” is the gentlest way possible to describe this website’s history. It’s like saying einstein dabbled in science

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super-lazer-piss:

super-lazer-piss:

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

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I meant “gets it” as in they will kill him but I like your idea of Drugs Georg better

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socialpants:

calware:

calware:

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spiritual successor to my email post

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ok this too

Is this the official Anakin Skywalker post?

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thekidsarentalright:

An image of a banner color-corrected to be all shades of teal and black, to mimic the Take This To Your Grave cover. In the background is the brick wall and floorboards from the album cover, as well the band members on the album cover, cropped so only their legs and feet are visible resting against the wall and floor. On top of this image is text that reads, "Fall out boy" and then below is, in a smaller font, "census / 2025". Overlaid on top of that is more text that reads, "Results!"ALT

a couple of weeks ago, the time came for the 6th annual fall out boy census, and after collecting the responses from over 1k fans, the results are finally here! as always, thank you to every single person who took the time to fill out the survey- the fact people continue taking this year after year and enjoy it is an endless joy to me, and i love being able to put it on every year! without further adieu, the results are below:

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