imagine writing an ending this bad that people think it's a fake ending and there's literal EVIDENCE to it
I like that every few years we reinvent #SecretGood4thSherlockEpisode
monster that wants to eat your flesh : Okay, that's what most carnivores do. Not scary.
monster that wants to drink your blood : Okay, that's what mosquitos do to me. Not scary.
monster that wants to specifically eat your bones : whadda fuck
#giant African land snail if it was evil as opposed to a being of pure heart and utmost virtue
hey tumblr user ravnervn, I now have additional questions, such as, bwah?
Giant African Land Snails eat bones in order to get calcium for their shells, but are also among God's most innocent of creatures and thus contain no malice. Hope this helps.




