kaijuno

Cats have to put up with being picked up and getting kissies and being cradled like the little baby and it’s so funny to me because like. They chose that. They domesticated themselves

kaijuno

"I suppose I shall tolerate the kisses from mama and papa... it will result in my kin 2000 years from now getting treats and scratchy posts for free..."

kaijuno

And it will make me cry forever and ever that the first recorded cat name was "Sweetie"

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spinejackel

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

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but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

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BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

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you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

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BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

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look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

xeno-lalia

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

notes-from-wonderland

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In a memo to Interior Secretary Doug Burgum and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem regarding tribal members recently detained by ICE, Frank Star Comes Out, president of the Oglala Sioux Tribe, said:

“This is a treaty violation. Treaties are not optional. Sovereignty is not conditional. Our citizens are not negotiable.”

He added:

“The irony is not lost on us.”


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hollowboobtheory

there are people all around you sitting on fences you will never see

hollowboobtheory

what I mean by this is that the people whose minds you change are not going to tell you that you changed their mind. people don't generally announce when they've been wrong unless it was out loud and in front of people. if they just had some misinformation but had yet to act on it, you'll never know you corrected them.

just because you won't change the loudest bigot's mind by pointing out hypocrisy or logical inconsistencies doesn't mean it's not worth doing, it's worth your time to challenge them because you don't know how many of the people around you are quietly thinking the loudmouth lowkey has a point.

hollowboobtheory

it's not about changing the loudmouth mind, it's about making sure everybody else knows they're full of shit

sylestial

more girls with beards. now

sylestial

my agenda for the rest of my life will be the proliferation of women with facial hair im not kidding

sylestial

if ur a woman and you dont wanna shave ur face but do so out of a sense of obligation or safety or because ur partner prefers it that way (break up with them im serious. its not worth it) or literally anything, im so sorry. we will build a world where you can exist as u want to.

sylestial

being a woman and growing facial hair do not contradict each other in any way. i do feel its relevant that women who arent trans also grow facial hair sometimes. but i also cant stress this enough: THIS WOULD BE TRUE EVEN IF THEY DIDNT.

sylestial

pls pls pls dont let ur facial or body hair prevent u from coming out as a woman. i know its hard, trust me i went thru it. but being on the other side, still with my body hair and a full beard, u WILL find ppl who see ur womanhood in those things. it is so, so worth it <3

json-derulo

endlessly funny that some pets will just decide they are service animals now without any training or feedback from humans. babygirl no one hired you. you do not have a license for this

json-derulo

I’m not talking about humans pretending their untrained pets are service animals so they can bring them places they shouldn’t be allowed. I’m talking about my dog, who took one look at the two people with severe ADHD time-blindness and executive dysfunction who adopted him and was like, “Great. I am your Watch Dog now, as in, dog who functions like a watch. That is, if your watch was a seven-pound furby that could run this house like the goddamn navy. I will catapult myself onto your chest and nip at your hands when you fail to get up and Do Things in response to my incessant whining that it is Time For You To Eat Lunch/Get Out Of Bed/Go Exercise/Take Your Meds/Etc Now Now Right Now. This is a service I provide for to Helping You. No, you cannot opt out of the Helping You. Do not attempt to resist the Helping You.”

json-derulo

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⬆️ Trained Professional

ineffectualdemon

My cat knows when I should stay in bed and screams at me until I do and then sits on me so I don't get back up. If I do get up she follows me and screams until I sit down again

She knows by sniffing my mouth first. Which she does at least once a day

When I am struggling to eat she'll do her "I need food" act even when her food is full until I eat

fallowthistlefield

@thebibliosphere I think we've found Holly Mop's people

thebibliosphere

Some beloved critters really take the ‘companion’ role so seriously they train themselves to go above and beyond to the point where you’ll find yourself being bullied into lying down by a 10lb Shih Tzu. And then they’re right. You were getting a migraine. (It’s me. I’m in bed with a migraine with a 10lb Shih Tzu lying on top of me.)

teaboot

When I was a teen in the 2010s boys would call each other Gay to say they were too effeminate but now it’s 2026 and we’re “Better Than That” so I just overheard a kid on the bus tell his buddy “you gotta get on T man cause you are NOT passing” 😭😭😭😭😭

teaboot

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If I was paid I’d do a study on this

trekcore

Gasp! A space fairing culture didn't all die off from a planetary conflict? Some were off world and survived? Gasp! 😂

liz-squids

Aside from the lack of imagination so many Trekkies are demonstrating, I gotta say:

  • it's alarming how so many people think "and then everyone died and a whole species was lost" is a better story; and also
  • "the vast majority of this species was lost, along with their culture, and only a few survivors and their descendants remain, their culture and way of life irrevocably altered" is actually still a genocide and a tragedy