zoning out or imagining things is not dissociation. dissociation is a severe trauma response. fucking stop with this. you were not traumatized by your math homework and dissociating at your desk, you were uninterested and zoned out.

Images created solely using mathematical equations by mathematical artist Hamid Naderi Yaganeh

i glibly asked in the video why boys were always listed first in gender selects and now I have an embarrassing amount of people tripping over their dicks to let me know that 'actually, boy comes before girl alphabetically!! not everything is sexism!!!', seemingly straight up forgetting that most gender selects are between 'male' and 'female'.

it's dire, i fear.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE TERRIBLE ARGUMENTS FOLLOWED MEEEEEEEEEEE

Today's Seal Is: The Fujoshi

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

wife found out how much i spend on money

8 hours a day

completely losing my mind at FIFTY dreepy

do NOT separate them

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

This post has found its target market

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

anyway in the hopes that i can save just one person from living the horror of my 20s: if you have a friend that seems a little too invested in callouts i hope you can get out of there safely

it's so easy to think to yourself "i don't have anything to hide, what do i have to worry about?" but having morals and generally doing your best not to hurt anyone will not save you. you can never be good or pure enough for these people. the target is constantly shifting and if they cannot find dirt on you they will change gears and tighten the circle of acceptable behaviors until you fit their new description of a threat. you are fully disposable to them and they are waiting to take the shot. don't confront them, don't give them the opportunity to darvo you. just hit the bricks 👍 the peace will be worth it

this post exploded overnight and my notes are full of people sharing their experiences in the tags. you all have my condolences. my favorite tag on this post said something along the lines of "if you're scared of your friends, those aren't your friends" so i hope y'all will wake up one day and realize you haven't been afraid of your friends for a very long time. it's possible i promise :)

Cool girl I found on twitter today

can I just log in