Do you ever listen to a comedian or a podcast so often that their particular phrasing becomes part of your vernacular?
Apparently I say ‘swings and roundabouts’ all the time and I never noticed until someone mentioned it. And 'ta-ta treacle’ which I know I picked up from listening to Addison too much, 'thank you Brussels’ from zaltzman, and constantly saying 'that was your nickname for a while’ after the russ/jon podcasts.
Basically I am morphing into a less funny version of all my favorite comedians.
6:12 pm •
25 January 2013 •
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Matthew Crosby - Ravenclaw
“A girl I was teaching, she came to me and said ‘Me and my boyfriend are gonna have a baby.’ and that’s just terrible because it’s 'My boyfriend and I.”
12:28 am •
25 January 2013 •
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Haha if you saw that mistake rebagel I apologize, apparently that “reblog your own post” widget isn’t the smartest knife in the box.
- Kristin
10:56 pm •
5 December 2012 •
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Charlie Brooker - Slytherin
“‘Proper work’ usually involves performing a task you hate on behalf of people you’d gleefully club to death with a bull’s knee if only it were legal to do so.”
8:30 pm •
26 October 2012 •
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daenerys-dragonborn asked: I'm addicted to your blog. It's amazing.
Aw, bless. We’re blushing!

9:09 pm •
25 October 2012 •
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Rhod Gilbert - Gryffindor
“A spa hotel? It’s like a normal hotel, only in reception there’s a picture of a pebble.”
8:30 pm •
25 October 2012 •
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Tim Key - Ravenclaw
“I counted to 100 and said ‘I’m coming!’. But it was a trick. And she had left me.”
9:00 pm •
24 September 2012 •
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Craig Ferguson - Slytherin
“Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.”
8:26 pm •
31 August 2012 •
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David O'Doherty - Hufflepuff
“I’m gonna rock your world in quite a gentle way, like a delicious cake as opposed to a bag of drugs.”
8:29 pm •
30 August 2012 •
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Don’t fret!We are still alive! Kristin is moving into University this week and I just got back from 2+ weeks at the Edinburgh Fringe festival. I met so many of the people we have featured so far, plus tons more I have waiting in the wings to go! Don’t worry, we have some sortings coming up soon, I promise.
Until then, feel free to send us in more rec’s of people to sort/the houses they belong in! Once we’re finally unpacked we will get to them!
Thanks for sticking around friends.
Courtney Rose xx
5:11 pm •
29 August 2012 •
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