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“I don’t know what I see in you,” Shane grumbled. “Yes. You say that every day.”

TOUGH GUY: Epilogue

Hudson rubbing Connor's back (2026, Golden Globes) Ilya rubbing Shane's back (2014, Vegas)

CONNOR STORRIE KILLING THOUSANDS OF FANS WITH HIS FACE CARD AND WINK

CONNOR STORRIE Attends the 83rd Annual Golden Globes in Los Angeles (Jan. 11, 2026)

Shane is so happy to see Ilya in the hospital that you can actually see the fear in that man's eyes. He walks in the room and sees that Shane has, in his infirmity, allowed the words 'WHERE is the man I FUCK' to be written across his forehead and his eyeballs. Ilya walks in the room and Shane says "Heeeey! :D" and you can see the arithmetic going on in Ilya's terrified gaze as he calculates exactly how many seconds he can be in Shane's presence without him just dissolving into a mess because Ilya won't give him kisses. He backs out of the room whispering "Shhh" because Shane "Heart Eyes" Hollander is liable to tell everyone he encounters for the next six hours how many moles Ilya has on his stomach. He sits in his car afterward and Googles shit like 'Do nurses take Hippocratic oath' and 'What is doctor-patient confidentiality' and 'Shane Hollander thirst trap' but that one is just to calm himself down. He texts Shane the 🤫 emoji every hour on the hour for the next two and a half days. Shane responds with 😚 and Ilya spirals.

they’re covering their eyes from the camera flashes so they can look at each other properly. just btw.

“Ilya made the first move” as if unsociable Shane Hollander didn’t search the entire facility for Ilya and then go out back and shake his hand and then stand there, breathing in secondhand smoke

Connor is kind of in WAG position in all these photos.... like he's the ceremonial eye candy to Hudsons hollywood fraternity Insider Man.... kinda gaggy

They keep Macbeth & Lady Macbeth'ing it and they should never stop

"I love how it's always Hudson facing out and then me somehow attaching myself to Hudson's face. I'm either touching him or smoking next to him or licking him. This really makes him look like the It Boy and me look like the Disciple, huh?" -- Connor Storrie looking over the Heated Rivalry calendar with Gayle King at the Golden Globes

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