"THIS ISN'T A SEX THING" I exasperatedly yell as my leitmotif and that of my mortal enemy are arranged and mixed to play as a single track during our final climatic duel.

"ON MY MOTHER'S NAME, THIS ISN'T A SEX THING" I desperately howl as my nemesis and I pull off a seamless, perfectly coordinated team attack on a greater threat, with no prior training or practice, our skills and habits mingling and mixing perfectly and naturally due to our dozens of duels with each other, leading to immensely intimate familiarity with each other's martial habits, combat tendencies, and overall skillset.

characters who have an unwavering sense of duty my beloved

stop stop it’s going to turn into a fatal flaw!

German armor from the 16th century

What would you do if we got nasty on The Bob

Spraying fertilizer on my enemy’s houses so they get too big and those bastards get lost in my labyrinth

Kronk! Get my strap!

Happy (checks watch) 20:48. wait what the fuck (gets shot in the war)

If there was an olympic competition for scratching you ass i would win gold

What the fuck was i talking about

i regret 8 things

Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle

The king is forcing me to eat with him and take my helmet off in front of him, despite my duties, and will not listen to me when i say that this is unsafe or that the servants are looking at us weird. Is my king in love with me or treating me like a dog please help

Shit bro a servant just came back from the artisan’s with a collar and the king gave me a devilish look