it is hilarious to me that cishet men have yet to notice the ‘best friend cockblocking her friend you’re chatting up in a public place’ thing is planned, consensual on the part of the girl you’re uncomfortably hitting on and not a result of the bestie being jealous her friend is getting more male attention. they’re completely oblivious to the hostage eyes and silent nod to someone in the background because they’re too busy telling that poor girl about what a bitch their ex was.
We laugh at how The Art of War is basically just, "An army can't fight if the soldiers aren't eating," but I'm reading this document about conservation of ancient yew trees and it legitimately says, "You should never fill the center of a hollow yew with concrete," so I think that probably making blatantly obvious statements is just the bane of being a specialist in anything
I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.
If looks could kill... (+bonus)
Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.
You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?
You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.
You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet
Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT
Once again, a quick drawing to end the year with Madara and child Obito. I actually saw this drawing in Twitter, but with Jiraiya and child Naruto, and I found it very cute, so I wanted to try it with Madara and Obito. I’m sorry to say that I don’t know the name of the artist or author, but I would like to give proper credit. Likewise, if I’m violating anything, I have no problem taking the image down. In the meantime, I made this sketch again at the last minute, so it may not look very good, but I’m sharing it here to close the year with this drawing. Wishing you all a happy New Year. 🥰💫
HE’S SO SMALL AND CHUBBY– I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. oʚo
I originally made this for one of my roleplaying accounts, but I wanted to post it here as well. I removed the profile number and all that jazz.
I still can’t believe that the penthouse scene was the first scene that they shot for the show. The amount of chemistry they have is THICK in the air you would think they had known each other for ten years already. The tension? The eye contact? The freak of it all?? Ilya’s fucking stone cold desire? Shane’s delivery in that scene is one of my favorites of the entire show and you’re telling me he was trembling for it on DAY ONE???
