PRIMORDIAL BEING

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
garnetdawn
the-merry-otter

The best thing about having a partner who also does medieval reenactment is that you can text them like “do you want a sexy leg pic 😏” and when they obviously go “of course 👀” you send them a close up of a really nice piece of leg armour. And then they aren’t even mad and go “yeah that is sexy as hell, thank you.”

the-merry-otter

It would, of course, be remiss of me to not include examples of these sexy leg pics. Try this one simple trick to find out if your partner is someone with taste!

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(If anyone does do this to their partner, I’d love to know the results)