i love images and text and being completely normal about them.
🇧🇷 - pt/eng
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i love images and text and being completely normal about them.
🇧🇷 - pt/eng
- Pfp: Pokemon TCG - Aya Kusube -
what is it abt south park that makes teenagers watching it black out and write WILDLY out of character yaoi of the racist egg children
Broccoli is only scary to white children because they just boiled them
Just give me one chance Marceline 😭🙏🏽
[Image ID: A digital drawing of Marceline the Vampire Queen from Adventure Time. She has dull brown gray skin, a short afro, ear, eyebrow, and snake bite piercings, and sharp nails. She wears a red tank top thats bunched up over her stomach and blue and white striped panties. On the left, she sits sloppily with a bored expression. On the right she stands and yawns. The background is a mix of red squares with random patterns over a blue background and there are some bats. End ID.]
Everybody in the world has me blocked
So my mom has an acquaintance friend who thinks I (as my deadname) died as a baby because she doesn't know I'm trans. This is very funny to me.
My mom didn't like, set out to lie. It's just that the friend was over while my mom was packing to move earlier this year, and spotted something from my childhood with my deadname on it. And this friend already knew that my mom only has one child. The friend went "oh, was this from a baby who passed?" My mom was unprepared and didn't know what else to say on the spot, but didn't want to out me, so she just went "yes." And NOW it's too late to correct this without it being weird for everyone. So uh. Now I am my own sibling, who died.
Putting the dead in deadname.
if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally
the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit
friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated
people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"
Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”