dear Santa please make ai bubble blow up and every ai service go bankrupt facing legal charges for stealing other's work

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

• You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.
• You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.
• Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

oh no, animal ears are feet

yeah. cat ears are feet!

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

the two types of tumblr post are calvin's dad and rule 34. all posts fall into one of these two categories. despite being kink-related, this post is actually calvin's dad.

This is me. If you even care.

Gravity Bomb, Thermonuclear, B83

thats wonderful, what was your primary intended delivery vehicle?

Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit Stealth Bomber

I see. you are far more beautiful than her.

Blushies

you people need to get over this idea of cooler mutuals or blogs or whatever. we are at the end of clout. you are free

woman morning wood

morning bean

Coffee shop called morning bean

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

I made witch soups in my garden

can i come over and do this at you

us