You have been offered a full-ride scholarship to get a four-year degree in this field, specifically. Upon graduation, you will be guaranteed a job in this field at the 75th percentile of average salary for the field, with the possibility of further advancement as the years go on.
However, you will never be able to get a job in any other field.
Transphobes can die mad 🤷🏻
A closer look because these ladies deserve to be appreciated 💓
Hypothetical scenario: you have received an invitation to the wedding of someone you're not especially close to (though close enough to attend).
Assume the wedding is being held in a mid-range, secular venue, so there is no religious aspect to the dress code or expectations from a high-class venue.
When attending a wedding as a GUEST, what dress code do you like best/feel least stressed out by?
"No dress code"
"Wear whatever you feel comfortable in"
"Wear something nice"
Sunday best
Cocktail attire
Semi-formal
Formal
Black tie
Black tie with specific stated wedding colors
A specific description of what outfits are expected
Something else
No opinion
Some people find very general dress codes to be the least stressful, while others find very specific dress codes to be less stressful. Anon is curious which way tumblr users lean.
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saw this whole trend going aroung and loved all the diffrent miku's from around the glob!!
mine is miku has a nigerian muslim, and i love her
BONUS!!
Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post
And the update
She buttered Jorts
The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:
FINALLY
I’ve been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:
Some additional quality memes from the past 24 hours:
Meanwhile, OP has continued tracking trash can mishaps on twitter:
And a quality photo of this sweet potato:
An update for those not following Jorts’ twitter account, starting with a transcription of the Wellerman cover:
There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Jorts and Jean
The ship she rolled and her closet doors closed
Oh no, where’s Jorts? Oh no!Soon may the smarter cat come
To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb
One day when the butterin’s done
We’ll take our leave and goWhen Pam came on, she had a plan
To teach our Jorts about garbage cans
Pam meant well but her plans fell flat
When HR said, “don’t butter the cat”Soon may the smarter cat come
To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb
One day when the butterin’s done
We’ll take our leave and goNow Jean the smart cat comes
She saves poor Jorts so orange and dumb
Now that the butterin’s done
We’ll take our leave and goWe’ll take our leave and go
We’ll take our leave and go
Additional quality memes:
A recipe for Buttered Jorts:
Recent Jorts activities:
And some very wise words from the cat himself:
This is the largest Jorts post I found before I decided to stop, and combines a lot of memes in one convenient package.
Along with cats, of course. Smartly done!
The person running the Jorts Twitter is using it to promote unions, which is awesome.
FNALLY! All the premium Jorts content in one place!
JOOOOOORTS
the blessing of jorts. the patience of jean.
The sheer delight when you finally learn the story of Jorts and Jean, of whom you had only vaguely heard, and what’s more you find SOMEONE YOU KNOW among the Jorts poets
Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch
the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015
also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol
