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I love the way he walks his fingers.
How is he this cute?
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“Attention Nemesis Crew. It has come to our attention that some of you have been trading military intelligence, weapons and hardware with humans for, for reasons that truly escape me, Pornography.”
“Normally this this offence would warrant imprisonment at the very least an execution. However, it has been pointed out to me that if I were to uphold that, I would be executing 90% of the crew, and 5% of High Command. Know that you all owe your lives to Vehicon Soldier…. What was your designation again?… Steve, who was brave enough to point this out to me.”
“Soundwave I expected better from you and Shockwave please know I have never been more confused in my life. For once, Starscream you have not disappointed me at all, thank you for not stooping to the level of everyone else on the ship. For once, you are not part of the problem. Blitzwing, Nemesis Prime and Thundercracker I don’t know why I had faith in you in the first place, all three of you are disgraces and are on washrack cleaning duty for the next 6 months. Yes, all of the washracks.”
“Know that as a consequence of this, not only am I reinstituting the mandatory location trackers, I am also reinstating the Buddy System for the fifth time, because apparently I can’t trust any of you to do solo missions. And since you all like humans so much, the Nemesis speakers will be blaring what they refer to as ‘clown music’ for the next six months - it feels fitting, does it not?”
“I understand that this conflict has dragged on for a very long time now, and it has worn down all of our sparks immensely, but this cannot be why we lose the war people!”
“That is all.”
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“Actually there is once more thing: Rumble, I know you’ve been selling narcotics out of Airvent 15 on deck three. Tarantulas, Knockout and Toxitron I know you three are the ones supplying him with the drugs in the first place. This is your final warning to cease operations… or at the very least give me a discount on the merchandise, because Primus knows I need a way to put up with all of your nonsense. Megatron out”
I AFIM BXSB KFJFJF THEY HAVE???
Waow
Lordddd
Steve is a tattletale
Soundwave and Shockwave intrigue me and frighten me just a little (what kind of porn could Shockwave be looking for that it requires trading classified cybertronian technology with humans🤔🤔🤔)
VERY funny to consider the situation with trackers and the buddy system, I need to know more about the previous incidents
Fucking hell he's airing out everyone's dirty laundry today isn't he??
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I may have suddenly remembered that jets have ejection seats… clearly it will make great tactical use for when Soundwave is bored and wants to start swinging on Blaster again 🙄 I think Starscream. Just thinks it’s real funny that Soundwave has a specific gripe about one particular dude but can stand just about everyone and anyone else
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I see so much of Seeker culture barely anything for others so here's a mixed bag of headcanons for cybertronian cultures
- Bots naturally born in Crystal city or praxus to have either an iridescent or pearlescent finish to their paint. Either through parents code or from hot spots. It helps them blend with the crystal flora of their city. It's hard, nearly impossible to cover it. Prowl looks like a cop lost a bet with his 5yr old daughter so his alt is SHIMERRYYYY
- Wing speak for grounders is VASTLY diferent than fliers. It's more jerky and harsh. slamming against their backs, rolling the windows up and down or the sound of the handle or lock. Imagine the acoustic diference of singing german to Spanish.
- Door wings have very little sensors in contrast to seekers. Grabbing them has less cultural meaning to them. It's even a popular way to have your kid hold on.
- Shuttles don't have wing speak, sadly it was lost to time. But they are masters of bio light and em field reading. It's helpful for a frame type that spends so much time so far from eachother to be able to communicate at a distance.
- Shuttle sparklings almost never use their magnets. Shuttle flights are usually too harsh as they leave the atmosphere so they usually stay inside their creators compartment
- Many people see praxus and vos as sister cities despite the wide diferences. It's recorded that door wings and seeker wings developed around the same time and place and the seekers floating city simply drifted away, but many things remain.
- Bots are infact born medics naturally but this just means they have extra sensors in their optics and hands and extra repair databanks. Any bit can become a medic through frame alteration and study. the council discourages this.
- Medics are stereotyped as caregivers but not partners. Social norm paints them as those who help at the hot spots but don't get to raise a family of their own. They are thought to be married to their job by primus's will
- 'miner' frames are actually just a sub type of grounder war frame, made to survive the many tunnels and caves of cybertron. They developed thicker plates and underground sensors, they usually have poor optic sight. It was simply convenient to reliable them as workers once there wasn't a nerd for more soldiers.
- There are very few aquatic bots in cybertron as the planet has very little in terms of "sea" it has a few, deep cold patches of coolant that keep primus frame cold. Most aquatic alts are feral or cold constructed
- The rust sea is a vast dessert of uncharted territory. The bots here are nearly 80% feral, there's rumors that some harsher sub categories of the standards live deep in the sands due to wild hot spots adapting.
- Transport frames are trucks, trains, busses, cargo ships and planes. The diference is their size class.
- When optimus was Orion he was a light weight class transport frame, he became a heavy weight as optimus. had to learn the etiquette for honking his now louder horn and to control his smoke output
- Two wheelers are often looked down apoun as weak and as a snobby alt.
- Speedster frames like blurr and Mirage and knockout originate from velocitron. The city has very harsh beauty standards. Even one kilo more makes you overweight, being slow is a social blunder. (ozempoc knockout from the comics haunts me FUCK YOU MEAN BLURR IS FAT?! "
- I'll give it to bayverse... I love how their cybertronian sounds. Cybertronian accents don't sound melodic to humans, it makes the alredy foreign sounds of cybertronian sound even more like machinery, seeker ant is a lot of engine whistles, tones, and fans.
- If optimus spoke with his accent from when he was Orion his cybertronian would sound like granite being driven over slowly. Megatron thinks its lovely.
- When starscream speaks seekercant his voice dosent change it's scratching but it somehow sounds right now. Like how people sound off until they speak their language. Megatron hates to admit it sounds lovely
- Kaon is the Gotham of cybertron. At least rent is low. Or zero is you are owned.
- Train alts speak similarly to shuttles and both types consider the other their land/sky cousins.
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of all the campy elements of early twin peaks i completely forgot about albert’s harem of guys following him around….. no they don’t protect him from getting his ass beat no they aren’t relevant to the plot but it’s important nonetheless he has three big strong men driving and following him around. to me
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