Repeated pleas to the universe to let me regain my dragon form have gone unheeded, so I am giving this human thing a go. And drinking a lot of tea.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I have a creeping suspicion some of you guys are not taking “idk man sometimes it depends” to heart
Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams presenting at the 83rd Annual Golden Globe Awards
Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete
“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow
come on guys let’s all go on the wide path that is headed towards hell together
Cats Copy. Hence the phrase copy cat. And this cat is clearly fond of this dog as a family member, and just now realized by observing:
“OH WAIT Human is making biscuits on this dog brother and it HELPS with his pain??? Hey I can do that!! I can do that too! Look! Biscuits!!”
Veterinarian at the next follow up: “Dog is looking really good! But I’m concerned - with this kind of progress, it looks like Dog is getting HOURS of massage every day. If you work yourself into a repetitive motion injury, you won’t be able to keep up with Dog’s home physical therapy, and, you know, you’ll be hurt, too.”
Human: “I give Dog a massage for about 30 minutes a day. The rest is all Cat.”
dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping
not my best work
Some PTerry quotes that feel especially salient at the moment:
“He asked you to shoot at people who weren’t shooting back,” growled Vimes, striding forward, “That makes him insane, wouldn’t you say?”
“They are throwing stones, Sarge,” said Colon.
“So? Stay out of range. They’ll get tired before we do.”
- Night Watch
Odd thing, ain’t it… you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
- Jingo
It always embarrassed Samuel Vimes when civilians tried to speak to him in what they thought was “policeman.” If it came to that, he hated thinking of them as civilians. What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians the only other thing they could be was soldiers.
- Snuff
The poor devils. They thought a king would make them free.
- Feet of Clay
Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say “we’re the good guys” and do bad-guy things. Sometimes the watching watchman inside every good copper’s head could use an extra pair of eyes.
- Thud!
A sign to tap