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Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?
Yes.
[tumblr] is a flat circle.
Damn, it sure is huh
We should do this more on this website.
Person 1: -posts-
Person 2: -pulls out the historical documents-
I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical.
I accept the judgement "unoriginal" and "should have looked it up first" but, in my inadequate defence, Tumblr's search function does fucking suck.
Defense found perfectly cromulent. Let Baddywronglegs free, and let no mark be against said blog.
"I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical" is an all-time banger line.
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not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪
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Sci-fi: Credits?
Fantasy: Gold pieces. Quests?
Sci-fi: Missions. Bounty hunters?
Fantasy: Sellswords. Magic?
Sci-fi: *sigh* Science.
Sci-fi: . . . Crystals?
Fantasy: Crystals!
Sci-fi: Crystals!
Both: ♪ Crystals! Crystals! Crystals! ♫
Fantasy: Princesses?
Sci-fi: Princesses! Ancient civilizations?
Fantasy: Ancient civilizations! Dashing rogues?
Sci-fi: Dashing rogues! Non-human people?
Fantasy: Non-human people! . . . Sexy non-human people?
Sci-fi: *wiggles eyebrows* Sexy non-human people.
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Drawing a Wizard every day (periodically) until I get good! Or I forget. Or get lazy. Or get too sad.
Oh! And criticism very welcome! If for no other reason that it will help me decide what to work on improving first
I usually do these guys on my lunch breaks at work, but I've been off for a few days. I think I still owe 7 more wizards at the moment.
This guy makes me think of a turtle. And I like it.
When I get good enough I make a wizards guild of all half animals. They'll be called the Menagerie of Mages!
Down towards one end of the village, among the small houses, a dog complained about the cold and the loneliness. He raised his nose to his god and gave a long and fulsome account of the state of the world as it applied to him. He was a practised singer with a full bell throat and a great versatility of range and control.
-The Moon is Down (John Steinbeck)
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sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year
good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
2x08 - “Su-zakana”
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StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online
Sounds legit
everyone reblog this!!
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Per StopNCII.org, only their partner sites will remove the images, not “all the places on the Internet”—but that’s better than nothing.
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[JOY AND WHIMSY DETECTED]
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
OH HEY I was wondering where you went havent seen you in a while
Oh I’ve still been detecting (and not detecting) but I’ve mostly been answering asks to clear out my inbox 🙂↕️ nice seeing you around bro🫧
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KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026
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btw I’ve found these stretches from the WAK blog very helpful when knitting a lot:
Plus make sure to take breaks regularly - and stop if anything starts to hurt!
especially with gift knitting I know it can be tempting to push through it for a deadline, but it’s really not worth causing long term injury. (And anyone knit-worthy should be understanding of that, imho.) Stay well :)
Also good for artists drawing with pencils/on a tablet/with a pen!
Also good for writers
And crocheters (that word looks wrong)
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