they should invent an apartment that a normal person can afford
Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder in "Blazing Saddles" (released 50 years ago today in 1974)
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sports is often about the sex that is not being had
its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.
GEORGE: She came on my glasses.
JERRY: On your glasses?
GEORGE: All over em! It was a nightmare!
JERRY: Well why were you wearing your glasses during sex?
GEORGE: I gotta see, don't I?
JERRY: What's there to see? All you need is the basic gist.
GEORGE: You're missing the point.
KRAMER: She came on your glasses? Oh that's the worst.
GEORGE: Thank you!!
JERRY: Kramer, you don't even wear glasses!
KRAMER: I do for sex!
Jerry: Why could you possibly need glasses for sex??
Kramer: I gotta see, don't I?!
George:
when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were abour and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which I'm losing
they need to invent clubbing for boring sober people who don't like loud music or crowded group dancing. what's the "she should be at the club" for this hypothetical not-me demographic.
roundup of various common suggestions in the notes:
- "the library": a nice space to hang, granted, but not really the same fun social vibes.
- "the night-library that serves pink drinks and tea": okay okay, now we're cooking.
- "coffee shop": a bit more social and rambunctious than the average library, but still too plain imo.
- "the museum": still a tad too formal I feel like but definitely not opposed.
- "the book club": again, not opposed, but book clubs do have the catch of requiring you to plan ahead and do some homework to really enjoy it, not a very "I'm bored on a friday and want to go do something fun" activity.
- "wine tasting":
- "dnd/ttrpg nights": unfortunately I'm stupid and am bad at these games. I mean unfortunately these hypothetical people are stupid and bad at these games.
- "arcades with cover fees at the door and then free games": won't even lie this sounds killer, gonna see if they have any of those in my area.
- "babe the club is wherever you feel confident in yourself, life is a club and I’m just chilling at a bus stop": beautiful. poetic. heart warming. she should be at the bus stop.
first good suggestion on this post in years, FINALLY true equality
everytime i think about the concept of soulmates i mourn the fact that it's never turned on its head as a tragedy
stands up on my chair i think having a soulmate should be a kind of divine punishment
what the fuck happens in hermitcraft