Today in my fiction class i had my students give presentations on their writing process and one girl had a slide in her presentation that was titled ‘Challenges’ and then had the following image:

And I laughed really loudly at it and then asked her to send it to me after class.

"OR WOMEN IN GENERAL"???? HELLO

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

You are not staying in the tags

they’re putting pronouns in perfume now

if we’ve ever created an AU together I want you to know that I still love it and I still love you

this was originally going to be pale king slander but then I had a funnier idea

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

Not a dream

Ragnar (old, blind, big, strong) pushed me by accident while I was putting on perfume and I dropped the bottle (of my favorite perfume which I got as a present for my birthday) and it completely shattered 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he didn’t get injured because my first instinct was to carry him away but I both stepped on the glass and cut myself a few times picking it up 🥹😭😭😭 amazing start of day 😭😭😭😭😭😭 and it was a really expensive perfume too 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I had to go get that taken care of because there was glass remaining in my foot 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it hurts a lot 😭😭😭😭

Was the glass on hardwood or carpet? Hardwood is easier to clean glass off than carpet.

Unfortunately a combination of both but I think I cleaned it all but now I am limping at work 🥹

I don’t want you all to spend your hard earned money on a silly vanity thing for me like perfume that I broke accidentally but I love you all ily

My kofi link is always in my about section but there’s really no need to give me money for perfume

At best you can buy me coffee, but I even think that’s too much

I don’t have a wishlist anywhere, just a lot of affection from and towards you all ❤️

Don’t even mention it, legit yesterday I had a big crying fest when I noticed how confused he gets in the evening, thinking how life is unfair because my pretty baby boy doesn’t deserve to be old and achey, he deserves to be forever young and healthy

I've seen photos of Ragnar with tiny pan, and he has to be over a hundred pounds. What do you mean you carried him away???

I think the heaviest he ever was was around 88 pounds when he was on heavy meds therapy, he is much leaner now and of very healthy weight 🥹 he is just lanky

Just a lanky lad

IS HE WEARING WINTER PAJAMAS?!?

HE GETS COLD OKAY

Prada Paradoxe Intense 😳

Haha, no I definitely cried, but that was also due to pain and walking has been a nightmare these days because of the injury 😭

Unbothered king who doesn’t care he broke my perfume or that I have injured my leg

as a smoker one of the fastest way i dissuade people from smoking is i go you know how your headaches suck. imagine a permanent headache that slowly gets more and more expensive to cure and also you cant stop coughing in the middle of all of this. yeah? this sucks.

i have said this before but end stage liver failure did not dissuade me from starting opiates. what dissuaded me was someone telling me "do you want to be itchy for the rest of your life? this is how you be itchy for the rest of your life."

people in the tags keep bringing things that are terminal, and i need you to understand some thing critical here. people do not conceptualise what they've not experienced properly and the 'inconvenient' side-effects come faster, and are far more likely than the Big Scary Ones. "dont start cocaine because your liver will fail" -- means nothing to me, have never experienced liver failure, also it takes forever for me to get to that stage. "do you want to know what cocaine shits are" -- paying attention, do not alter my shits habits.

Baba is flip... no.... i will save her.

been playing a bit of baba is you ltely..... fun game i like

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

Bitches love me and my gay little baret