big loud incorrect buzzer noise that plays after every social interaction i have

can they bring him back next season like they did to dorinda.

Bring him back again if we can do it for housewives we can do it for him

#dolores is just like me she won't stand for zac efron slander

what you need to understand about wake up dead man is that it is a coming of age movie about a 35 year old priest

In another universe...

1. Buddie canon end of season 4

2. Michael helping Eddie with his coming out and gay repression

3. Dia de los muertos with ghost!shannon packing a punch bc there was no Kim storyline

4. Season 8 Eddie begins again episode

5. Ravi main in season 9... Ravi begins episode

6. Bobby never died

7. No one forgot Hen's birthday bc that's a stupid fucking plot

8. Buck with Bathena on the dr odyssey crossover

9. Paramedic may

10. Hen isn't a cheater

11. Shannon never dies... oh the potential

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

My Favorite Fictional Boy

“They’re going to the PARTY!”

Sweet, silly little boy who makes me laugh. I love you.

girl whatevering my way through life

i am a private person who doesn’t like talking about their life but who also compulsively overshares at any given opportunity. hope that helps

wow... a hug from father jud sounds hella comfy right now

The fact that Father Wicks died because he was so consumed by the need to punish his daughter for her "sins" that he literally swallowed 'Eve's Apple' is maddening to me, literally named it for original sin but was so caught up in attaching that sin to femininity that he killed himself over it. Literally named his daughter Grace and never gave her a single spec of it. Literally ate the apple too. Literally.

Rian Johnson was a genius for creating a franchise where the conceit is a Sherlock-Holmes-style detective is paired with a new Watson every movie who is also the film’s heart. It goes such a long way towards making each movie truly its own. I want a billion of these, Rian.