you would play bioshock and this is the average shit that came out the speaker every hour

IGNORE ATLAS AND HIS PARASITES, RAPTURE IS ON THE RISE!

Internet: Omg he's my little baby girl mew meow

The man:

i could really use a fish right now fish right now fish right now

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are ar-ar-ar

YEAR IS 1984

now what does it mean to read fanfiction about the gay hockey show which is based on a book which was based on a fanfiction which was based on the avengers 2012 which was an adaptation of a comic book

Wait wchich avengers is it about

I need to know this for normal reasons

5 days into 2026 and benson boone is mpreg posting

and you thought i was joking.

I could have lived my life without having this knowledge, thanks 👍

I could start a business where any straight guy who doesn't understand why women don't like him can hire me to follow him around and every time he does something annoying I can point it out like "see, this is why women don't like you."

As someone who lives in Colorado I can confirm

come chill with us

Yeah bro this episode

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

Ypu guys know about slime stars?

They make like… a LOT of slime

Is a language dead if it has more than *squints* half a million daily speakers despite centuries of imperialism?

Fucknuggets.

Sometimes you wonder if they can function outside their imaginary world

the english want the welsh language to die so people dont notice that 80% of ‘english mythology’ has been lifted wholecloth from wales, had the serial number filed off and covered with a union jack

My favourite.

Cymru am byth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ❤️

It’s a beautiful language, like Gaelic, Scottish and Irish. All languages are important for our history, it teaches us who we are, and who we were, it’s our true indigenous tongue.

Welsh was never a "dead language" because it was too strong for it's enemies to kill.

the welsh government wants to force everyone to learn welsh? man that sure sounds totalitarian, imagine if the english government forced everyone to learn english smh smh

Fun fact, the Hibiscus Harlequin Bug (Tectocoris diophthalmus) has been described as a new species 16 separate times due to the wide colour variation among the adults and nymphs

These bugs are all the same species

the complete transition from basal whippomorphs to ambulocetids to basilosaurids to modern whales!

This is fucking beautiful.

IT GOT BETTER

instead of streaming today Jerma was in chat RP’ing as a parent buying their kid a ps4 and I felt obligated to document it