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Sap Eater

@i-drink-tree-sap

You can call me Sap, I use any pronouns Mostly into Ultrakill, Hollow Knight, Outer Wilds, and Disco Elysium but also a lot of other stuff I just rb whatever man...

Just got Outer Wilds, will post updates

Not even an hour in, died trying to climb a tree

I will not try that agin

Updating my rule to say don't try to climb things at all cuz I just did it. Again. This time on a rockface

I'm sorry did the sun just explode.

Aaand I drowned

Buddy needs to work on their lung capacity, couldn't even walk across a river without drowning

What do you mean I can't sleep for a full 24 hours :(

Oh. The sun just exploded again. Is that why I can't sleep for a full 24 hours.

Giant's Deep is. Huh

Having many mixed thougts

Oh. I can just. Fly into the sun. On total accident

Huh.

What is happening inside of Dark Bramble??

I've decided to treat the harmonica like a siren's call.

By that I mean go far, far away from it any time you hear it because it will get you killed if you go near it

I think I like Giant's Deep

Pretty :] (< certified ocean lover)

I clipped through the floor and got stuck.

I've decided I Do Not Like the flight mechanics (just died in space cuz couldn't get to ship)

Wh

Why are there two harmonicas

"I'm making good progress!"

And then.

Ooo

White hole station looks cool

Haven't explored it yet but it looks cool

Loving the fact that they have different sound effects for eating marshmallows at different roast levels

Eghhh..

I don't the fish fossil

WHY ARE THERE FISH IN MY PLANET??

I DO NOT LIKE YHE FISH

I think me and the anglerfish are gonna have more problems than me and the Reaper Leviathans atp

I'm not even playing Outer Wilds rn but it's a relevant thought so.

Why are the planets so tiny??

Y'know what they say, slow and steady doesn't get eaten by a giant space fish

Never mind slow and steady regrets ever coming here

I've discovered I can explore Dark Bramble in my ship and am now determined to find the harmonica.

I FOUND FELDSPAR.

I don't think I've ever heard a song that is both so beautiful and so annoying to here

End Times makes me sad :((

I mean it's annoying to hear when I just go somewhere new but. It makes me sad :(((

OH EW

I just realized the sound effect for the death where you get stuck between a cave roof and the sand on ember twin ends with squishing noises..

Hey I have new information! Time to go to Brittle Hollow

The cruel and forgiving Hollow's Lantern:

I didn't even last five minutes before getting taken out by ghost matter

Why did nobody tell me Chert has special dialogue for when the sun is about to explode

Oh so you can. You can just brute force your way through the current

Okay

Guess which genius just got into the core of Giant's Deep!

It took me. An embarrassingly long time. To realize that I could just.

Go under.

Statue island.

Oh. So is all of this the fault of the Nomai or.

Okay nvm I explored more

I just hIT TEKTITE WITH NY SHIP IM SO SORRY-

Oh I'm walkin on the walls..

Not he gravity ones even just. Regular cliff walls on ember twin I think broke smth

Oh yeah I broke smth

My gravity is sideways

Okay update did some testing, it seems I've been doomed to orbit the dying sun

Currently sitting with Chert while the sun goes out and imagining some scenario where we can actually convince them it's a time loop.

I know it wouldn't matter cuz. Time loop. But it'd be nice to be believed by somebody outside the loop

I'm in the anglerfish fossil cave reading the rules to the game and it sounds like these kids just mixed red light green light and tag

Is. Is that what they did

HOW IS THERE STILL STUFF TO EXPLORE IN SUNLESS CITY??? IVE BREN EXPLORING FOR NEARLY AN HOUR

Okay I'm moving on to the Hanging City/Old Settlement, I am. So tired of the Sunless City.

Side note, it is. Very annoying. That the most lore-heavy places both slowly degrade over time and making it harder to traverse

I'm so done with this stupid black hole

I get that it's for lore or a puzzle or whatever but it's getting really annoying when I'm just trying to navigate a place that is actively falling apart around me

Can I PLEASE go one loop without falling into the Orb of Despair? I'm trying to get to the more interesting lore.

Wh. When was I supposed to realize that eating marshmallows heals you

Was I supposed to assume eating a sugar cylinder would fix my blunt force trauma

Ykw the supernova is actually kind of pretty when you get to watch it from the white hole station

Hah. I think this universe might genuinely be against me :D

First time I tried getting into the black hole forge, supernova

Second time, I fell. Couldn't get back cuz of time.

This time? CEASHED. BEFOR EI COULD EVEN GET INTO THE PLANET, I DIDED ON IMPACT

I'm going to commit a felony /nsrs

Getting somewhere shouldn't take this long

I've had fiVE LOOPS NOW. I SHOUDK T VE. STRUGGLING HTUS NUCH

Make that six. It was the reactor this time.

Oh btw I finally got into the Black hole forge

The Hanging City has officially been explored

Okay I really really Do Not Like the Old Settlement

I've exploded for nearly three loops now and I've found all of 0 new things, how much more is there to explore??

1. It was the murals. Apparently I wasn't close enough for it to register as found

2. COME ON, I WAS SO CLOSE TO THE END! I just figured out the Quantum Moon puzzle, why did the sun have to explode

Aww, I really like Solanum

I mean. She doesn't talk (at least not out loud) and I can't even see her face, but she gives me Cute Vibes

Oh. Oh that corpse. That was Solanum. Huh.

I probably should've figured that out sooner

He is so unfazed by this point. The wind? Sure, let's take a look.

Same energy as:

I love them

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