I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.
"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.
I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.
before 2020 people used to say that 2016 was the worst year ever. like there were think pieces being published in like july of 2016 saying that it was the worst year ever... what are you nostalgic for. everything that happened in 2016 was so fucking bad
in 2016 david bowie and prince died and my entire household was inconsolable for the entire year. my 12 year old sister cried any time a bowie song played for a month. and on top of that we had to worry about guys in clown costumes with machetes for some reason. i do not believe that you guys are missing this
people DESPERATE in the notes to explain why the way THEY engage with harry potter is morally pure. It's like white people talking about rap music in there! Libraries buy the books! Fanfiction maintains a conversation around the IP! There is NO WAY to enjoy harry potter in 2025 without publicly supporting JK Rowling!
harry potter urls get blocked and people reblogging my shit with their harry potter ships in the tags get blocked and dumbasses who have shit bios like "marauders and drarry 4ever but I think jkr is a big meaner don't worry" you're getting blocked and I'm shoving you in a locker
so chris columbus (harry potter director from 20 years ago) who not only called jkr's transphobic views "very sad" has just publicly asked "what's the point" of the new reboot after seeing pictures of the new cast in costume. because the reboot is just. unashamedly evoking every bit of cash cow nostalgia by literally using the same costuming choices and art direction of the original films that he established, while simultaneously claiming to distance itself from his work.
like i know that we all know it's a shameless cash grab by Miss Transphobia to fund more bullshit, but it's just so transparent that it's a creatively empty project whose audience consists of people who want an overbloated line-by-line adaptation, but who don't have enough object permanence to handle a series that is meaningfully or creatively different from what they saw 20 years ago as babies. like the people making the show and the people it's being made for are beyond stupid. that's all i can say.
Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something. So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books. So one day early in her teaching career there’s an exchange student from Japan who’s having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale. This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member. Japanese doesn’t exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor you’ve ever had pulls your paper over and says “Okay listen here you little piece of shit I’m gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.”
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