Reblogged
New Conan/Jordan fic y’all!
This is for @iamnotnormalaboutoldermen btw. Thanks for this post that inspired me!
Reblogged metrobakedovens
Haven’t written anything in a while, but I’ve been fascinated by Conan and Jordan for a couple of months now, so…here you go!
Conan: "That's the best you can do?"
Jordan: "That is an accurate statement and I honor you by giving you the truth. I'll tell you something; japanese culture is all about honor, and in fact saving face and giving face. I'm going to give you face. I'm going to say that your eating problems are based on your medical problems-"
Conan: "Let me say this-Stop. What you're saying is, you want to straddle me. That we're two men. You want to give me face? You are sending so many signals to me that you want to have passionate sex with me. That's what you're doing. You want me to submit?"
Jordan: "Yeah."
Conan: "Keep it in my mouth? These are all things you said..."
#jordan schlansky#conan o'brien#conan o'brien/jordan schlansky#this clip speaks for itself#jordan insists on phrasing things in the most suggestive way possible#and conan uses that as an excuse to voice his fantasies of fucking jordan#from the safety and deniability of comedy of course#guess who fell in love with colored text :)#conan is orange for obvious reasons#jordan is blue despite the fact that I primarily associate him with black#when I think of jordan I think of black and blue#no idea why#I don't think I've ever seen him wear blue#regardless I think the color suits him
#conan o'brien#jordan schlansky#conan o'brien/jordan schlansky#shoutout to coney on youtube#I had no idea about this video's existence until they included it in their compilation#jordan spends most of this video looking at conan#and conan barely spares him a glance in his direction :(#jordan is not beating the yearning allegations#(I'm the only one making these allegations)
I finally watched "If I had legs I'd kick you", at it was actually really good!! I went into it expecting to hate it because it just looked like such a stressful movie, but I got so invested that I forgot I was originally watching for Conan lol. He did such a good job too, and he got way more scenes than I expected, which was nice. Also the therapist and Linda are canon?? She had a thing for him, and he seemed conflicted. Wasn't expecting that but I'm not mad about it.
Conan and Jordan + Holding hands
#conan o'brien#jordan schlansky#conan o'brien/jordan schlansky#I've literally never mentioned it before but I am not normal about the carousel pic#they did it to be funny but it is genuinely a lovely picture#they'll probably never kiss on camera but atleast we get to see them hold hands every few years