Propaganda

Hannibal:

Large. Void. Eats his vegetables. Alarm clock.

William:

Smelly. Likes cuddles. Eats his fruit. Gives kisses.

chanchofi:

In another life I would make you stay 🗣️💔

What would have happened if Phoenix had defended Wei Wuxian?

poorly-drawn-mdzs:

Falling (out of a tree) for you.

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katieaki:

couple’s t-shirt idea

vehiculartheyslaughter:

kittenchomp:

rednines:

yharnam

mumblytron:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

mumblytron:

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

whenimgod:

Marie Curie’s notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They’re so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes “yea there’s a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush.” like wat excuse me

derinthescarletpescatarian:

monidoll:

its pretty amazing that when a cat is on you or on a table its pretty big but when a cat is on the floor its actually really small

Also how cats are pretty light until they walk on your chest and then they’re the heaviest animals of all time

biglawbear:

le-tas-d-art:

“Attempting To Read News In 2025” (medium: safari with ads, screencap, 2025)

If this shit happened in 2005 it meant your computer had a virus

sometiktoksarevalid:

samryx:

She’s sleeping🐻