I. This is not a game.
II. Here and now, you are alive.
—Terry Pratchett, “Small Gods”
I. This is not a game.
II. Here and now, you are alive.
—Terry Pratchett, “Small Gods”
My dad has motion detectors with built-in cameras along his driveway, and there's a frog that has figured out that if it jumps in front of the detector, the infrared light that turns on will attract bugs. So my dad frequently gets a bunch of pictures of the frog jumping around, and he's really fond of the frog now. He refers to it as his frog, enjoys getting pictures of it, and is always super, super careful in the driveway to check for the frog to make sure it's safe.
Anon. Please listen to me. I would not tell you this if it was not very important to me. PLEASE get me a picture of this frog.
anon. where is the frog, anon. we need the frog anon.
DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)
*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
really and truly honored that my post about a simple little slurp one can have has made it this far
“I have two literature degrees and no words”
Attached image is their logo, no credit (artists asked to not be credited).
the transition im crying
FREE HIM
Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.
Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!