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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
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focksincrocks
This guy alone just filled my "live your life with passion" quota for the year.
Funniest thing is the quick "settle down mate" and the dip into the Australian accent as he gushes over how pretty it is.
Knowing herpetologists: literally every one of them under 40 was influenced by Steve Irwin. The Austrailian accent and repetition of Irwinesque phrases (what a beauty, look at the size of this fella) is involuntary but an important part of the snake catching ritual.
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back in 2021-2022, I saw a tumblr post with dsmp and hermitcraft crossover topic (I couldn't find the post, unfortunately), and the point of this post was about the fact that mumbo could very well fit into the dsmp realities with a level of chaos on the server, plus an interesting interaction between c!dream and mumbo. it made the gears turn in my head and created this?? <:D
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Anonymous asked:
people get c!mumbo so wrong. on a basic level. he doesn't talk like that. he doesn't say "it's really quite simple" every 2 sentences. he haven't been calling himself or anybody a spoon for six+ years. he doesn't sound like an english grandpa or heimerdinger for fuck's sake. he's awkward and clumsy at times but he is also very smart and physically strong. the fact that he's bad with hints or emotions doesn't mean he completely lacks basic intuition or emotional intelligence. the fact that he's easily flustered with compliments doesn't mean he will jump on every person that says something flattering about him. the fact that he's a tech nerd doesn't make him clueless about love or human nature. the same way as it would work with these assumptions if they were about you. stop hopping onto every hackneyed joke you know about him and stop. thinking. in. extremes. and. stereotypes. please
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spectating
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grumbo are like what if we were best friends and completely chill and unbothered until we lost our minds because of each other and were together every single day... but our attachment was so out of sync and it was always the wrong place or the wrong time or the wrong words to the point that the yearning burned holes through both of our chests. and it was so bad and unbearable and dissapointing that we stopped talking in hope we'd stop caring as well. but at the same time we're still like chill and unbothered dudes and actually having a great time literally the next time we met afrer a very dramatic and exausting conflict. that doesn't even affect us in the slightest. we're besties and we like to spend time together and actually we can't imagine our lives without this. this is so much fun. our images are mutually permanently burned into our retinas and in every thing we create we find trails of each other. but it's just a casual thing y'know. it's not hard to stop caring about each other for half a year. we have other things in life. many other things more interesting and important than chatting. but the next time your name crosses my mind i realize i can't stop thinking of you and devoting my entire being to you. every joke i make every creation i'm proud of anything good that happens in my life i want to share with you. and i feel terrible because this is just one of the many friendships and it's not that important at all. and you've forgotten about it already. and i try to brush it off too. it's a hell on earth. but then we meet again you make me feel on the top of the world. and then we spend more time together and i piss you off with everything i do. but we're just chill and unbothered dudes. from 0/7 to 24/7 and back
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niche trope I enjoy: person recounting a story of something terrible they did and the way they describe it makes it sound like an active decision where they were completely in control and knew what they were doing and enjoyed it, but if you look at the bare bones facts, it's like. are you sure about that? are you sure you didn't just panic and lash out and do something irreparable? are you sure that's what you wanted and you aren't just retroactively assigning yourself agency to cope? but you as the audience can't really know the answer to that, because the storyteller is the only one who was there and this is how they're choosing to preserve it, and that matters for how they want to be perceived going forward... but you do still wonder.
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Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?
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pros of having a large vocabulary: many words i know
cons of having a large vocabulary: many words i only know the vibe for