bowelfly:

exactly-one-gremlin:

bowelfly:

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Brother Herbert’s Big Onion

remake of a drawing from a few months ago that I was dissatisfied with

this is clearly the Redwall alter ego of Peter Glazebrook

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oh yeah Peter Glazebrook is 100% the inspiration behind Brother Herbert. Every drawing of Herbert is my attempt at capturing the pride and joy in this man’s face at his big vegetables

blossompigeon:

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS

Hey all, unfortunately yesterday I got some bad news in that the offer for my new job that I was meant to start this month has been rescinded - putting me in a position where I am unable to pay rent next month (as well as food for myself and my cats, and paying other bills), which my landlord is aware of - I deseperately need to make enough to cover rent so I don’t get in trouble, so I’m opening up some emergency commissions

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PET COMMISSIONS - $60 per pet

I will draw your a portrait of your pet for 60 dollars. I am more than happy to do multiple pets in one drawing.

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OC/CHARACTER PORTRAITS - $90 per character

I will draw a portrait of your character for 90 dollars. I can do multiple portraits in one commission if you would like a “character sheet” style commission, or would like multiple OCs “hanging out”

I also have my Ko-Fi where I doodle a bird of your choice for $10 if this is out of your price range. https://ko-fi.com/tytonidaeus

If you’re interested, please send me a DM on here. For Americans, please be aware I can only use Paypal as certain other cash-apps do not allow non-Americans to use them (i.e. me). Thank you for reading.

TO THOSE MAKING NATIVE OCS

atthelamppost:

shishitsunari:

aphromanoo:

I see this a lot, no one has actual names, or any reference for names, that are legit Native American, varying among the tribes, for their characters.

Babynames.com and shit like that will give you names made up by white people.

However, I’ve got your solution.

Native-Languages  is a good website to turn to for knowledge on a lot of native things, including native names. If you’re unsure about the names you’ve picked, they even have a list of made up names here!

Please don’t trust names like babynames.com for native names, they’re made up and often quite offensive to the cultures themselves.

Thank you!

Native Languages is a great website. I use it for my fact-checking since it always has reliable links to tribal sites.

disneyflopera:

somewhatstacey:

aichu-dechu:

ina-gartens-weave:

ina-gartens-weave:

ina-gartens-weave:

why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

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his name is Pesto <3

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this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

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OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

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Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:

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Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:

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All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!

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He’s adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.

kidsomeday:

youthincare:

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

My very first job was at Taco Bell, and most of us working there were horrible young adults with horrible young adult problems, but one of my coworkers was a woman in (I think) her 50s.

And us horrid young adults would ask her why she still worked at Taco Bell, because it was starter job and who would want to stay there forever? Her response?

“I make enough money to make sure I always have roses in my bedroom.”

This answer changed me as a person. It changed the way I thought about what makes someone successful, and made me step back and realize that I was so caught up in what I thought success and happiness should mean that I didn’t know what I wanted them to mean.

Which is to say that sometimes ambition is making enough money to keep fresh roses in your bedroom, and you should be able to do that working at Taco Bell.

constance-mcentee:

hylianengineer:

medusadyke:

medusadyke:

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

“you’re just scared your diploma is going to devalue” i’m afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

I’m afraid they’ll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I’m afraid they’ll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I’m afraid they’ll become medical professionals who don’t know what they’re doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you’re learning to do doesn’t matter.

“The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you’re learning to do doesn’t matter.”