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All of TMA characters have genre awareness but of wildly different and incorrect genres

Elias thinks it's a sitcom, as established

Jon is the only one correct thinking it's cosmic horror, but he never saw anything of cosmic horror and has no idea how to act abt it

Tim thinks it's a James Bond type of spy movie

Martin is in a melodrama

Sasha thinks this is screwball comedy

Peter Lukas is in a extremely slow French movie (he loves it)

Basira is convinced this is a Greek tragedy

Melanie is in a slasher

Daisy is in a buddy movie directed by Michael Bay

Michael Shelley doesn't believe in genres

Michael Crew is in a slice of life anime

dont know how to say this without sounding like one of those "people are too soft these days" motherfuckers but some of you are incapable of interacting with anything that does not coddle you & makes you feel Good about your own Goodness. if you know what i mean

also i said it in the tags but i feel it needs reiterating: watching tv is not activism. fighting over fictional stories is not activism. attacking people for not interacting with fictional stories in a way you deem Acceptable is not activism. you are being annoying & i personally dont want to play toys with you anymore

Do you ever have one of those days where you’re like yeah this might as well happen

Me when I realize my coworker is actually making me tea because he secretly wants to kill me

The funniest thing about essek's present tense continued grudge against caleb's exes for existing, is the fact that the reason he is like this is because he is elf 25, while everyone else involved is 40

Modern Essek going on Caleb’s Facebook account to block Astrid and Eadwulf

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