Hello there :D this is my introduction pinned post lol

I’m Esteban, dominican 24 years old dude, he and they pronouns, i like many things (i try to tag them all)

Mutuals can ask for my discord, add me on your server so i can make one introduction post and then mostly lurk and occasionally post pics of my cat and stardew valley farm

EDIT IN CASE TUMBLR FUCKING DIES: i’m also on bluesky mutuals pls follow me there ->


Please listen to the hit 2019 Mannequin Pussy album “Patience”

Buh-bye!


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Fortnite Miku….miku…with gun…

"Reformed" mad scientist who's committed themselves to repairing this broken world in lasting and sustainable ways because they already tried the global domination thing and discovered that they hate having to micromanage shit.

Honestly if they quit world domination because they hate micromanagement, their villain org sucks ass. This tracks though because mad scientists are famously terrible at delegation.

It turns out that the sorts of minions who are willing to get on board with the idea of perfecting the world through brute force are actually pretty bad at effecting positive change without meticulous supervision.

its really annoying that its like apparently impossible to explain to men that "sexual assault is not the Default State of women in distress and it's ReallyFhucking Stupid that this is literally the go-to when writing a conflict involving a woman" without it being interpreted as "writing about rape is bad and all suggestions of it as a reality for some women must be avoided at all costs" like i mean really really really annoying

like there are stories involving sexual assault where its inclusion gives you a more intimate understanding of the world and characters that would be objectively diminished by treating it with kid gloves and whitewashing it out of existence. and there are stories involving sexual assault where its inclusion makes it Incredibly Obvious the guy writing it just cannot fathom any scenario in which a woman could experience a struggle of Any Kind that does not ultimately involve rape .

the boss fight version of this is when its both and the inclusion of sexual assault is necessary for the reality of the situation to be portrayed with any sense of honesty or integrity but also the way its presented is in such poor taste that it feels like youre being held hostage by the most obnoxiously self-important nerd on the entire planet

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

Cheer up charlie

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

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2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

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the floating head of wisdom

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

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Thank you for the clarification

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

Today is a good day. A trans girl is trying on a skirt for the first time. She is growing out her hair and toying with a new name and asking her friends to try out she/her pronouns for her. It’s always a good day when the world gains a new trans girl. Remember this.

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