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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
slutty-sam
foulserpent

i really think art directors need to hire furries (like good furry artists at least) to do concept art on anthropomorphic fantasy things bc for everything wrong with furries like. you give a normal person an art direction like “ok we need humanoid lizards and theyre people in this setting, you want them to be accessible and appealing to the viewer though still distinctly like a reptile” and youll get the worst shit youve ever seen 9 times out of 10 like it will be this awful uncanny human face type shit. but you hire someone who exclusively draws buff dragon men and your result might be suspiciously sexy but infinitely more appealing to most audiences

slutty-sam
peniswakt-deactivated20210717

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

golf:

  • wastes crazy amounts of space and water
  • soul-crushingly boring
  • extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
  • prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

  • 18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water
  • a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
  • easy to get into, but difficult to master
  • cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
  • BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)
creekfiend

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required