Of course it goes without saying

image

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

humility is for cowards. admit that you know you are good at what you do.

stop making depression relatable. make pride relatable. make fervor relatable. make it relatable to know you have value, to believe you will conquer the world. THAT should be a broader feeling. that’s worth broadcasting.

sensitivity and fragility are not the same.

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

start having higher fucking standards.

image

Green onion mantra

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

done correectly “Night Breakfast” can be one of the most tasty and elegant meals in an Eaters toolkit

Shoutout to me getting a 5,50 euro raise this month because my health insurance got more expensive

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

Previous 3 4 5 6 7 Next