loser‚ (affectionate)
*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you
I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.
lets touch our antennae together. i don’t care anymore. i just wanna feel you. i don’t care that it’s not allowed or it’s weird. fuck the colony. let’s go off into the long grass where no one can find us and touch antennae. just you and me
Its so funny being a person who loves to chat but never knows what to talk about. I feel like Hi Can we play staring and breathing together.
me when i see a hot stove and go hmmm that looks hot i bet it'll hurt if i touch it. and then i touch it. but it turns out? orgasmic. i am forever changed. and so i start touching every single hot stove i ever see and proactively asking people, like, hey, girl, do you have any hot stoves i could touch. and she goes, are you sure? that'll hurt. and i go, yeah, i know what i'm getting myself into. so then i touch the hot stove and do a faggy moan like a little whore and she's like, damn, you looked really good touching that hot stove. and then she puts her ton,gue in mymouth
[coping like stranger things fans] hey what if there's a "secret episode" to mom and dads divorce