roofgeese:

Some of you never chased the egg thief in Spyro and it shows

mistershoestied:

literally just the entire spaghetti mobster bit because i just want to have the full clip on my blog

villainessbian:

pan before meat, it cooks nice and neat

meat before pan, are you a fucking idiot

bitchesgetriches:

notcruvusmemes:

misscrazyfangirl321:

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glowpart2:

Did you guys know that this isn’t your grave and you can get out of this hole? I just found out

dysphoria-things:

(no beers in) do you guys think i’m redeemable

broresteia:

a very basic overview of baseball that i made for a friend a few years ago

cartoonrival:

fuckkkk i should draw and color a picture but all i have is this baseball bat that i hit myself in the head with over and over and over and over and over and over and over

omtai:

the only gender Paul has is agenda. so. just jot that down.