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lilyfromthetsab

Most non-Minnesotans have no idea what this means, but to put it plainly: we're raised with not just the expectation but essentially -programming- to assist others who get stuck during the winter. We'll help people we'd otherwise punch on sight if they're stuck in the snow and ice, for zero reward.

This is the level of rage we're at with ICE. I'm not joking to say it's almost physically painful to not help someone stuck like that, and it's worth it because the people stuck are ICE.

The only way we have to express how mad we are above this is channeling the First Minnesota all over again.

explorerrowan

The Scandinavians who settled in Minnesota brought with them their Norse understanding of the laws of hospitality: you do not fuck around with winter, that if someone needs help in the winter, you help them as long as they don't actively try to hurt you or your neighbors. Food, shelter, labour, whatever, if you can help in winter, you do.

ICE has violated the "actively try to hurt you or your neighbors" bit of the laws of hospitality, and thus the hospitality has been revoked. They are free to feel winter's wrath against those who would bring harm to the community.

I like to think that Lady Skaði would be proud of her distant children.

actual-changeling

this reminds me of the mud wizard who walked through everything without any problems while the police officers kept sliding and falling and getting stuck, you can watch it right here.

for context, this was during anti-coal protests in lützerath which went on for days and included people being forcibly removed, injured, or otherwise violated by the police. they showed up in riot gear against people simply sitting and camping and wanting to protect their forests. it was a really big deal here.

hot-juliachild-inthecity

explosions-are-funny asked:

How did you come across/join tumblr?

-Pinterest refugee

-Tumblr reddit posts refugee

-someone told me of it

-twitter/bluesky refugee

-secret fifth option

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay answered:

How did you come across/join tumblr?

Pinterest refugee

Tumblr reddit posts refugee

someone told me of it

twitter/bluesky refugee

secret fifth option

personally i was googling some fanart + fanfic

iheartvelma

I was invited by friends to contribute to a group blog about terrible restaurant websites that I can’t even find now.

lizard-of-oz
overseer-picard

“These new shows are just too expensive to make!” cry the people in charge of the choices that make shows too expensive to make

overseer-picard

I watched a bts clip on ST: Picard about how expensive things were and that’s why we get such short seasons now then the next clip was about how the starship prop models were plated in real gold.

Okay so step one: don’t plate props in actual gold. This will save at least several dollars.

iheartvelma

this leads me to the prestige television ➔ money laundering theory

lizard-of-oz

Apparently Uwe Boll's career was mainly driven by the fact that companies could invest in movie making as a tax writeoff?


Notoriously, the Ernest Borgnine movie Marty was intended to flop, a la Springtime for Hitler. The studio needed to shave a bit of profits off the ledger for tax reasons. They figured that the most ludicrously unsuccessful premise for a movie would be Ernest Borgnine as a romantic leading man.

The public loved it, and it was a smash hit. It turns out the public loved the idea of seeing two relatable, ordinary-looking people fall in love.

iheartvelma

The entire Canadian film industry is built on a foundation of arty exploitation and schlock B-movies, thanks to a period between 1975-1982 where producers could write off 100% of their investments.

But those tax credits and grants actually created a homegrown cinema economy that punches way above its weight today, with highly skilled crew, directors, VFX companies, massive indoor soundstages, greenscreen and mocap studios - and a lot of that talent is also shared across the game industry.

Interesting that Picard mostly filmed in LA but most NuTrek shows film in Toronto, and you can sense the difference in the style, tone, texture, sets, technology, and in the sets of writers / directors in each location.

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apolladay

Were you a planned baby?

I know for a fact that I was unplanned

I think I was unplanned, but I don't know for sure

I have no idea if I was planned or not

I think I was planned, but I don't know for sure

I know for a fact that I was planned

iheartvelma

I was planned, but a bunch of NIMBYs made my parents revise me so many times that I was doomed to failure. And now they point at me and say “See what happens when you try new ideas?”

life is a highway a highway with slip lanes and curb cuts aw dammit it’s a stroad isn’t it
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un-monstre

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

un-monstre

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

jimmythejiver

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won't let you copy and paste:

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iheartvelma

all this. And realize that the people promoting this romantic image of tradwifery stand to profit from stark inequality - they literally want to roll back all the hard-won rights that give women independence.