
the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with
[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse
what if I never got a fucking migraine ever again
WHAT IF NOBODY ON EARTH EVER GOT A MIGRAINE EVER AGAIN!!!!
the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good
my new auger bit for my drill came in today (for making holes)(holes in the dirt)(i have a garden)(normal dirt holes) and the moment i took it out of the box my girlfriend just looked at me and said “to shreds, you say?”

First Shinx of the new year, playin in the rain.
oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads
i'm so fucking over it
Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄
i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying






