the l in lgbt stands for lycanthrope

@illegalcatgirl

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some teeth, mostly recommendations from people on previous post! ty for suggesting!

idea credits

Kintsugi - demondoodlies (tumblr)

Chainsaw chain - evil_blacky13 (insta)

thorns, fish hooks, zipper, candy corn, Lego, syringes, fingers, various usbs were all requested 3+ times so i will not tag but i am thankful for the suggestions

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There’s this thing that happens where I keep a bottle of whiskey in the house that I don’t use very often because I just don’t drink very often.

And then someone looks in the liquor cabinet one day and says “why do we have whiskey? Who drinks whiskey?” and then I say “it’s mine. It’s so I can make whiskey sours.”

And then because my close friends and family only drink wine and beer and don’t know what a cocktail is they then ask “What’s a whiskey sour?” and I say “It’s simple syrup, whiskey, and lemon juice on ice”

Then they say “What does that taste like?” and I say “Kind of like gross lemonade but in a good way. I could make you one if you like.” and then they say “No thanks I don’t really do cocktails”

And then two months later the exact same thing happens again with the exact same person because they have forgotten every part of that exchange.

But see, this somehow happens with both every member of my household and every person who visits us regularly and sometimes even with one time guests.

So I have this exact exchange like once or twice a week realistically and tbh I think it’s starting to drive me insane how literally nobody in my life can hold the knowledge of what a whiskey sour is in their brain for longer than three seconds.

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I’m caught in a very specific time loop but only in regards to how I use whiskey.

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Well SOMEBODY can remember what a whiskey sour is

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you should print out like a business card that says

Q: Who's whiskey is that?
A: It's mine, I use it for whiskey sours. you have asked this before

and then on the other side it says

Q: What's a whiskey sour?
A: Simple syrup, whiskey, and lemon juice on ice. It tastes like gross lemonade, but in a good way. you said you wouldn't want one

or something to that effect

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A: It’s mine, I use

it for whiskey sours. you

have asked this before

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm

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y'all I appreciate the encouragement but genuinely I have done the introspection over the years and I'm definitely cis. on the other hand this is the same friend who recently told me the way I was being treated at work sounded like I was being discriminated against on the basis of my autism and I was like "wait, my what" and I do have to do some thinking about that

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