every friend group has:
- guy who is really talented at everything he tries but mostly just punches people
- girl who would rather be crawling around in your walls than socializing
- guy who has strong opinions on star trek and thinks “a good time” is hacking into the NSA
- girl who hasn’t stopped lying in forty years and may or may not be royalty
- guy who looks like he just woke up with a hangover (he’s in charge)
Hi!!! One of my parents got meningitis when I was a kid.
They were in the hospital for nearly a month, the rest of us were all placed in medical quarantine, there were several points we thought they were gonna die, and even though they survived, it was a SUPER close call and they lost about two years of memories from the ensuing brain damage.
Like… a two-uear-long cookie-cutter pocket of thoughts and memories went missing right out of their brain. It’s an inflammation of the brain that cooks it alive.
I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A VACCINE.
I WILL BE GETTING IT.
E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e
Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g
needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other
϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ
(added clasps)
϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ
϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ
Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet
϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ
"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book
we're 10 days away from the anniversary of this post breaking my blog, so reblogs are back on! maybe I can get a new blocklist out of this
Anonymous asked:
My former uncle is my future stepdad. The holidays are going to be interesting this year
teaboot answered:
Have you considered attending a play
If your buddy wants to go ghost hunting I would consider Not Doing That.









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