see i just don’t think mlm ships work with good luck babe because i think that song operates on both the axes of being gay but ALSO being a woman. “when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night / with your head in your hands you’re nothing more than his wife” is such a harrowing line because women are socially only defined in their relations to men instead of as their own people especially after marriage (taking his last name, changing your prefix, the physical cost and emotional labor of having children…); women often become relegated to wives and mothers whereas men are afforded agency and personhood outside of their marriages. the line from the song doesn’t work for mlm couples because men are very rarely nothing more than a woman’s husband no matter how “suffocating” men make marriage seem
caitlyn kiramman truly is THE character to ever exist. she’s 80% legs. her ex is a ginger who tried to execute her in front of the whole city. she has a spit kink. her father-in-law is a furry. her sister-in-law killed her mom. she’s british. she’s a brat. she can orgasm in 12 seconds. her mother figure is a noxian warlord. her girlfriend fucked her in a prison cell. she’s unhinged. she’s a decorated officer. she forged the signature of her childhood friend to free an ex-con. she led her city into war for her girlfriend. she wears an eyepatch the color of her hair. she’s a freak. all of this is true.
