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aesungaia
aesungaia

doodle of extremely tiny Myrrh near a yellow lady beetle outfitted with a tiny saddle. random elements of the drawing are labeled 'fig. a, fig. b', etc. like a patent drawing. There's also a drawing of a fig newton in the corner, appropriately labeled 'fig. newton'.ALT

the bugs in your garden have joined forces and are actively developing new technologies

aesungaia

doodle of tiny Myrrh leading an army of insects. The insects are carrying signs which say things like 'No more spraying!', 'No more squishing!', 'sugar water!', and 'Please drop half a cookie on the ground daily!'. Meanwhile, Myrrh's sign reads: 'You will give me the following: propulsion engine, radiation filter, ionium stabilizer, solar reactor, omniscanner, 6-foot hoagie'ALT

the bugs in your garden appear to have unionized

aesungaia

drawing of a bunch of bugs watching a cat-eared UFO taking off in the middle of the night, with tiny Myrrh silhouetted against the glass of the cockpit. The lady beetle is crying as it watches the ship leaveALT

Three weeks after having their demands met, the weird new bug disappeared into the night, leaving the rest of the garden short one translator, negotiator, and friend.

Though the bugs could no longer communicate with each other, they continued to live in harmony for the rest of their time together.

The sugar water, cookies, and 6-foot hoagie they won in the negotiations kept the bugs in your garden fed for generations, and they lived peacefully and happily, though from that point on they seemed to spend a lot more time with their heads turned toward the sky.

fontseeker

risenfromtherath asked:

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hi! im trying to find this font that someone used for a fanbinding of my immortal. help, please!

thefontidentifier answered:

thats why i made this a tumblr. where alse would you get this.

…damn, you’ve stumped me. i fear this could be a font exclusive to macOS, because not only does it look familiar, i’ve trawled through every other possibility, but i don’t have a mac anymore to check it. that italic w is so specific. the closest i could find was corundum, an adobe font

fontseeker

IM Fell English (2007) [Fonts In Use], which you can download for free here

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cymae-mesa
keirashark

You know that the Preservation online theatre community is so grateful for the anonymous user that posts high-quality bootleg theatre performances with multiple? camera angles

downtroddendeity

#ok wait. Now I'm thinking about it#I'm not sure they'd even have the concept of 'bootleg' tapings or restricting tapings#Because the 'we need to get Paid/we have a bunch of unions working here' complicated reasons#That make legal recordings of shows so rare irl#Don't apply on Preservation. So all taped versions are just normal

Do you think SecUnit ever sees the official video releases of popular theater productions and gets irritated that the cinematography is inadequate and anonymously sends them a bunch of high-quality drone footage and a sarcastic message.

ymfingsteadilyon

It totally would!

An interesting question though is whether constructs and humans have the same criteria for 'good cinematography'. Like it's not (just) that Murderbot has higher standards and access to better equipment but that it actually processes information differently, and a recording intended to be enjoyable to constructs would have to be optimised along different parameters than one intended for human viewing.

razielim

Genuinely hilarious concept. It records a performance Ratthi wanted to see but couldn't get to that evening, edits together a great single video using all the different angles from its multiple drones, and sends the file over. Two days later, it runs into Ratthi and alludes to the play, indicating it wouldn't mind discussing it.

But, while Ratthi thanks it profusely for getting him a copy, he's at a loss for words on how to discuss the play itself.

To say the recording was "unwatchable" is a stretch, but there were... so many scenes where he couldn't see anyone's facial expressions bc SecUnit had decided that the most important thing happening on the stage at the moment were physiological cues and body language — a shot of a perspiring temple, nervous foot scraping, fingers twitching minutely in anger though draped seemingly in a relaxed posture next to the actor's thighs — details impossible for a human audience to appreciate from their seats, but clearly to SecUnit revealed motives, suggesting intentions, foreshadowing later developments.

In several places, the audio has clearly been choked, with a superimposed sound to indicate tension, as SecUnit zoomed in on these small details, indicating the physiological symptoms were more important to the story than what was being said out loud. Whole swaths of dialogue and monologue are lost to this treatment. There's a couple scenes where furniture is being dragged or pushed by actors for dramatic emphasis of their monologue except the camera is fixated exclusively on the furniture, not the actor — once, very memorably, zooming in impossibly close on the grain of a wood chair where it had long ago splintered slightly around the worn and discolored screw that had been driven into it during assembly.

There's even superimposed biometric data in some pivotal moments, showing the pulse rates, hydration levels, and body temperature of all participants on the stage. The reason this data was included in those particular scenes is not something that can be guessed from context. Not by a human, at least.

All in all, it's fascinating insight into the head of a construct, or... this particular construct, at least. And Ratthi recognizes that, values that, and has already scheduled a movie night with Bharadwaj for a rewatch. He's feeling pretty giddy about seeing the look on her face when she realizes what she's looking at. In fact, as a piece of art in and of itself, the film is making incredible innovations in storytelling. But the original play itself... Ratthi could barely follow what the hell was happening. What? Who? Why?

"Loved it, SecUnit. Love me some drama. I hope I get to go to the next one with you in person."

When Ratthi finally sees the same performance two months later (brought back to the stage for a couple nights by popular demand), he's straight up shocked by how, despite the ~similar outcome of the plot, the mood and tone are wildly different. SecUnit's arthouse, avant garde film had been a whole different genre from the play it had recorded, as well as several magnitudes more suspenseful and intricate in interplay.

On his way out, Ratthi runs into Bharadwaj, who he hadn't known was also in the audience that night. They just... stare... at each other. Both can read the thought clearly in the other's eyes:

SecUnit.... made that.... out of this?

etirabys
etirabys

current lullaby to her is just "you don't know you're sleepy, you just think things are bad" in different improv melodies

when I put her in the crib she dazedly rubs her eyes and then grabs the bars to stand up. because that's what she does when she's not sleepy, she wants to practice standing. why ought she stop because things are bad?

she must know there's a particular way things are bad that's correlated with my singing stupid songs to her and my putting her in the crib, but she hasn't concluded "I should stop doing the usual things of standing up, grabbing everything in reach, and trying to eat all the plastic in the house. in fact, when things are bad in this way, the action I need to take is the cessation of action". (maybe because when she tries this, the reward is wiped from her mind by sleep itself)

she doesn't know she's sleepy...

robustcornhusk
bourtange

they really need to make it easier to dispose of things you're not supposed to throw in the trash. where the fuck am i supposed to get rid of batteries? "The City of San Diego offers eight (8) one-day battery and bulb collection events in the spring and fall. Please see the link below for upcoming event dates." are you fucking joking??

bourtange

like, they added recycling bins in the 70s or 80s or whenever. some cities have added new bins for compostable materials. can't we just add a bin for batteries and light bulbs and paint cans or whatever the fuck?? don't make me go to a second location

3liza

i went through this exact same thing in seattle (another deep blue liberal recycling city) and after spending literally hours trying to figure out what the fuck to do with them my options turned out to be 1. pay yet another dotcom bullshit third party to pick them up and 2. throw them in the trash

and it doesnt matter because as soon as your carefully-sorted--on pain of death---recycleables get to the dump they just set it on fire or ship it to a slum in delhi anyway

headedoutleft

I also recently spent hours trying to figure this out because it occurred to me that every rechargeable device we’ve ever purchased is potentially a tiny bomb sitting in our home, and then realized it is literally impossible to recycle any of these where i live without 1. making an appointment (!) with one specific recycling service in a city where i would have to 2. lie about my residency for them to take them, but that only works if 3. the items fit within a very narrow definition of recyclable electronics (that does not include disposable vapes, which i imagine is a huge amount of electronic waste many people have).

so. my prediction is in another 10-20 years, housing fires are going to become more common as all the rechargeable devices and toys that have been purchased and shoved in drawers and closets begin to turn into spicy pillows and explode…

robustcornhusk

it took me a bit to find the right term, but in my area we have 'household hazardous waste disposal' centers. i just checked, and that same term led me to the equivalents in all the other places i've lived in for the past two decades. in the us, they seem to generally be at the county level, not city level.

you do need to drive there, usually. they tend to accept things like batteries, paint, oil, fire extinguishers & other pressurized things, mercury-containing items, random household chemicals, etc.

some stuff is more borderline (sharps containers, for example: not every county accepts them, but those are in general a bit easier to dispose of).

the hours tend to be bit weird (often weekends-only) but more than 8 days a year, at least.

anyway, we were able to divest of years of batteries, random weird construction chemicals, a bunch of 5-foot long tube lights, some pesticides, ...

so in many cases it's not impossible, and it is easier than 8 '1-day events per year!', but we did have to drive there. i hate that shit. i hate driving so much.

sympies for those in the less workable situations though. this is not to dance on your misfortune but to give other people a chance to look it up for their own situation. something being a 5/10 hassle is substantially better than it being a 10/10 impossible time to die surrounded by your lithium batteries situation.

feotakahari
charlesoberonn

Servant: Your highness, a party of adventurers has answered your call for help.

King: Excellent. What are they like?

Servant: One of them is a dragon-lady.

King: Interesting. Those are rare around these parts.

Servant: Another is a goblin paladin.

King: Not a role you usually see goblins in.

Servant: A third is a purple-skinned tiefling.

King: I didn't even know they come in that color.

Servant: The last one is a sapient gelatinous cube.

King: What. How did these four even meet?

Servant: They met in a tavern two hours ago, apparently.

charlesoberonn

Queen: My love, please return to bed.

King: *pacing* Why would a gelatinous cube come to a tavern? Can it even get drunk? How did it fit through the doors?

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