Goaty

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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derekscorner

ATTENTION BRITAIN! 🇬🇧   The UK now has a petition to STOP CENSORSHIP of legal games and media by companies like Mastercard and VISA!   This follows petitions for Canada and Australia, all of which are available to sign now! (Links in replies) pic.twitter.com/iyTxe2DQNL  — EromancerSFW (@EromancerSFW) September 6, 2025ALT
vergess

Here's a direct link to the petition, since Twitter is a nightmare world where "link in the replies" no longer works because you can't fucking see replies anymore.

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i trust y'all got this. If you can't sign, reblog. Spread the word.

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crimeboys

the worst part of getting into new media is when youre at the stage where youre completely obsessed with it but you cant go through the tags or seek out anything about it bc youre not fuckiny done yet

it was HORRIBLE to be an andor fan whilst S2 was releasing. each 3 episodes released like. at 1am my time. and I only watched things in the evenings. AKA nearly a full 22 hours between content becoming available and me being able to see it. for WEEKS.
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bundleofstx

Please repost this and blow this up

this should also be major headlines anywhere. government that encourages workers to kill citizens when they're angry spends time sending content creators letters to stop being cute and trans online secondarily I would love to see how a court brief for charging somebody with 'gender ideology terrorism' would go 'as stated in the bible [which as everybody knows is just the constitution trust] there is TWO gender!!' 'and this person. well. they went from one. to the other. BANNED. BLASPHEMY. TERRORIST.' like vro what court would EVER even KINDA entertain this idea?? then again due process is out the window so would such desires to act against this go through the actual legal system? unlikely. anyway. high key fucking terrifying. tell anybody you know that this is happening.
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byjove

Very interesting that the name and identity of the ICE agent who shot Renee Good has not been publicized but her name, identity and life are being picked apart by Republicans on social media. Who the fuck is that guy? How long has he been an agent? Does he have a history of escalating to violence immediately? What is his misconduct history? He is a sack of shit regardless, by virtue of being an ICE agent but I don’t understand (I do understand) why he gets privacy and her and her family do not.

The train could literally have a dommy mommy next to me saying “This isn’t your stop. you don’t need to look up or react” every 5 seconds but I would STILL take a peek out the window when the train starts slowing down for the station I KNOW isn’t mine. It’s an unstoppable biological phenomen.

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lizardsfromspace

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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Humans the only species to have gone to the moon on purpose

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Only species to go to the highest point on earth on purpose

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Only species to visit the lowest point of the ocean on purpose

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chongoblog

Haters be like

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“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

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Idk if I did it right

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sorry!

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it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

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i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

chongoblog

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

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You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

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all in a days work! *passes out*

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My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

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oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

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Fire

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dude my house

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sassychaostrash

This is the best addition everyone go home

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bornresilient

Luigi Mangione related tags/searches have been BANNED

These are the only banned tags/searches I can find so far out of 50+ but it's still five too many. Everything else is currently not being censored.

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If you use any of these tags in your post your post won't show up under any search or any tag. The only way to see that post is to either follow you and see it on the dashboard or be on your blog and see it there directly.

Nothing warrants this censorship. People are not using these tags to condone violence.

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