There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees

the curses stirring deep within my viscera

i love this website cause you can just list things that are lovely and people will be like right on i'll reblog that and it's literally like soup. oranges. hand holding. green couches. the stars. mary oliver. bisexuals. small animals.

lying online on tumblr dot com: ⛔🙅👎🍎❌😡

lying irl to people i will never see again to seem way more interesting and cool: 😊👍✨😩👌✅🆗

'Look at all my stupid little figural bowls,' I say, in the warm, glowing tones of a woman showing off her firstborn child

BEHOLD

why is it able to instantly liquify a bay leaf but struggles with garlic 😭

it’s fine—I turned it off and started trying to fish out the bay leaf bits with a fork

okay actually though. How bad is it really to have bay leaf in there?? looking it up

Okay so it’s Not Ideal but I’m just gonna blend it more and Deal With It

I’m giving the swiffer a 4/10 rating for its ability to clean ceilings btw

DO NOT

everyday people on this website piss me off. but at least it’s not twitter

tumblr loves recommending me blogs and posts that i would shoot with a gun given the chance

end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

god, the voice actor cooked with this one

L

someone take me out to a field at dusk and release me